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Many people to this day do not know the truth of Walter, for he is NOT Walter the Fearless, its Walter the Wicked. This creature canonically smiled in the face of a giant one-eyed killing giant, no regular child would smile in the face of certain death, this, THING is NO child, its a wolf in sheeps clothing. 

 

You might think Im joking, I mean its not like this is canon.... or is it? Walter has been proven to not even blink in the most grueseome tragedy. 137828702_Screenshot(895).png.63174a2214bd04137f0b692336cb7756.png

On the surface this sounds cool, but lets think about it. If we follow what this says, Walter could stare at a mutilated burnt dead body with a red hot poker stuck through their eyes and a knife through the the persons heart and a spear through his skull with acid poured over his face with a grenade explosion in his skeleton with a sharp fork through his feet with thick rope around his neck and he wouldnt be disturbed. This child would see that and still be focus on a case. Also hes impersonating a cop, which is usually illegal.

 

Walters voice has brought even the most steel-minded to the brink of sanity, Walter is a soul-sucking leviathen wearing the skin of a child, this thing slithered its way into DST, and I pray that the Survivors dont fall for his tricks.

 

I warn all who can hear, do not trust the Walter. He will slip his away into your game, and he will try to slowly brink you to the brink of sanity and slowly suck your soul away. If you see one theres only 3 ways to escape. 1) Run to the Lunar Island, Walters shadowy nature cannot pass through there. Do know leaving the Lunar Island will leave you vulnerable to the Boy Scout of He- duouble hockey sticks. 2) Leave DST for a week and a half, and when u come back, unweave every skin for walter if u have any and sacrifice a wormwood to Alter, 3) This is the hardest method. First, catch the demon unguarded and set him to sleep. Place gunpowder all around the body of the wretched thing. Then place 4 tents around the sleeping body and set it on fire. This will disturb the spirit. Once the gunpowder goes off. Use 5 shock darts and then hit him with a boomerang till its out of durability. This will cause the spirit to be very mad, and in his rage he will be vulnerable, the shock darts and boomerang is an insult to his garbage slingshot, causing the demon to be even more made, and the lightning for the shock darts will bind the spirit. This way is harder but it is permanent, and the spirit will no longer return, whereas the otheres might.

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3 hours ago, LiamAshvinn001 said:

Many people to this day do not know the truth of Walter, for he is NOT Walter the Fearless, its Walter the Wicked. This creature canonically smiled in the face of a giant one-eyed killing giant, no regular child would smile in the face of certain death, this, THING is NO child, its a wolf in sheeps clothing. 

 

3 hours ago, LiamAshvinn001 said:

On the surface this sounds cool, but lets think about it. If we follow what this says, Walter could stare at a mutilated burnt dead body with a red hot poker stuck through their eyes and a knife through the the persons heart and a spear through his skull with acid poured over his face with a grenade explosion in his skeleton with a sharp fork through his feet with thick rope around his neck and he wouldnt be disturbed. This child would see that and still be focus on a case.

That is perfectly normal, you act like people on the internet have actual emotions.

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