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Seems like the shadow creatures don't like us swimming in their seas.

Well...at least they made something to explain why we can't swim in the water, but how does a life jacket keep us safe from shadow demons that can bite you to death with their giant butt maw?

Well...at least they made something to explain why we can't swim in the water, but how does a life jacket keep us safe from shadow demons that can bite you to death with their giant butt maw?

 

Perhaps it's because the shadow creatures symbolize fear/paranoia and the life vest remedies that well or something.

 

Or maybe it's just a magic life vest  :indecisiveness:

Yyyyyep.

 

That and, well, you know. Having pockets/backpacks full of very heavy, non flotationable items like rocks.

 

But all my items scatter and float on the surface (how rocks do that i don't know) whenever my boat sinks so how can items i don't have on my person stil weight me down?

But all my items scatter and float on the surface (how rocks do that i don't know) whenever my boat sinks so how can items i don't have on my person stil weight me down?

 

I have no idea, lol. It's probably just as simple as none of these people knowing how to swim.

Well...at least they made something to explain why we can't swim in the water, but how does a life jacket keep us safe from shadow demons that can bite you to death with their giant butt maw?

The life jacket is obviously too dapper for them.

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