Developer ImDaMisterL Posted August 31, 2015 Developer Share Posted August 31, 2015 I was only 9 years old.I loved Ewecus so much, I had all the merchandise and hacked the game to play as him.I pray to Ewecus every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.Ewecus is love I say, Ewecus is lifeMy dad overhears me and calls me a noobI knew he was just jealous of my devotion for EwecusI called him a geekHe slaps me and sends me to go to sleepIm crying now, and my face hurtsI lay in bed and its really coldA warmth is moving towards me.I feel something wooly touch meIts EwecusI am so happyHe whispers in to ear "Baaah."He grabs me with his powerful sheepy hooves and puts me on my hands and kneesI'm readyI open my mouth wide open for EwecusHe begins puking phlegm into my mouthI'm losing so much sanity, but I do it for EwecusI can feel my hunger meter being full but I still continueI begin swallowing the endless stream of phlegmI want to please EwecusHis wool becomes static as he fills my mouth with his loveMy dad walks inEwecus looks him straight in the eye and says "Baaah"Ewecus drops kicks my dad through my windowEwecus is love.Ewecus is life.That was dark, creepy, disgusting and I actually regret having read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyNamedChris Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 I was only 9 years old.I loved Ewecus so much, I had all the merchandise and hacked the game to play as him.I pray to Ewecus every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.Ewecus is love I say, Ewecus is lifeMy dad overhears me and calls me a noobI knew he was just jealous of my devotion for EwecusI called him a geekHe slaps me and sends me to go to sleepIm crying now, and my face hurtsI lay in bed and its really coldA warmth is moving towards me.I feel something wooly touch meIts EwecusI am so happyHe whispers in to ear "Baaah."He grabs me with his powerful sheepy hooves and puts me on my hands and kneesI'm readyI open my mouth wide open for EwecusHe begins puking phlegm into my mouthI'm losing so much sanity, but I do it for EwecusI can feel my hunger meter being full but I still continueI begin swallowing the endless stream of phlegmI want to please EwecusHis wool becomes static as he fills my mouth with his loveMy dad walks inEwecus looks him straight in the eye and says "Baaah"Ewecus drops kicks my dad through my windowEwecus is love.Ewecus is life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mario384 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Ewecus is love. Ewecus is life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Shrek Ewecus is love. Shrek Ewecus is life... *Nick comes in and shoots Ellis in the foot with a remington bolt action rifle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyromailmann Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Shrek Ewecus is love. Shrek Ewecus is life...*Nick comes in and shoots Ellis in the foot with a remington bolt action rifle**Slaps Asparagus for making Left 4 Dead 2 reference**Proceeds to attempt to hug him afterwards* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mario384 Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 *Slaps Asparagus for making Left 4 Dead 2 reference**Proceeds to attempt to hug him afterwards* *Ewecus then phases into existence and absorbs the two into his mighty wool.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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