Werebeaver Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 step 1: start as wilsonstep 2: stomp spidersstep 3: IS THAT WEBBERS SKULLstep 4: bury skullstep 5: bye wilson lol So I haven't played Don't Starve in months aka since I bought Reign of Giants when DST was still giving out the first beta keys and I decided, man, I should play DS again. Got lucky, got access to Webber. First map sucked, quit on day 16. Made a new world, set up camp in a forest full of spiders and a farm set piece. So off I go on day 17-18, since I found an Ice Box trap earlier and hey, ~Winter is Coming~ next right?? right???? HAHA NO **** you too maxwell Opened the chest, and there's an umbrella and a silly lollipop man vest in it. Huh, that's not winte-OH GOD MY EYES. MY MANY COMPOUND EYES ARE BURNING OUT OF MY SKULL. WHAT HAVE I DONE So now I've spent the past two days running between trees, scavenging vegetables and regretting everything because I can't go back to camp because guess what?? i don't have a flingomatic set up back home In other news, a forest burst into flames, raw carrots are gross and I'm inches away from Chester's disgusting eyeball stick but there's no trees around it so I have to run like hell into a molefield and grab it before I turn into a hairy delicacy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridd Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Whoa! That person has really gotten him or herself into quite a predicament. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werebeaver Posted June 22, 2015 Author Share Posted June 22, 2015 update: i am surviving by running between an endo fire and any source of food i can find. this is the true definition of hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTraditionalGentleman Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 If you can try making a siesta lean-to. It'll become your new best friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyD Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Ah heat. Its like Dont Starve bought a little bit of what living in Australia is like to their game.Endo fires are your friend.Strawhat also keep you coolThere is a hand fan thing too. Aside from that. Ride it out and hope for the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosten Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 The title of this thread describes my entire being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applebottom Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Awww, don't be sad! Maxwell just wanted to welcome you back with a bang! )))) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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