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geni0529

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  1. 1. Cat Battle whos better?

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You're all a sore in the rapping of the ill beats

Mine's so chill, it keeps choking on my skill treats

But listen closely children, the light's out now

So we better get home soon or I'll go to scotch-town

 

Keep your eyes out before the cringe-licious lies out

Taking time in the heights where it's too loud

Other times you get a hook on the forum dookie

Wanna cookie? No? Yes? It don't matter to me

 

Some hymns are never meant to be spoken loosely

Otherwise you're bound to death in lewd productivity

Woops, look it's time for the lockdown

Seven posts in and we're good to mock clowns

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You, a god? Ha! Please!

What is your power, getting covered in fleas?

I'll make you bend until you break.

Now get out of here, before I turn your hair to snakes.

I'm not as powerful as Athena; that is true,

But I don't need my powers to beat the crap out of you.

Your a pathetic shut-in, covered in fur,

Finding comfort only in the things that purr.

 

Well at least Im not on a boat

and I don't mean to gloat'

but  your just a goat

that has to be herded around

that's if your body's found,

I Throw fireballs

all you do is shop at the mall

a little girl that texts on her phone

and wont admit shes alone

we all know your a fake

so just go jump in a lake.

 

( the boat is becae your being shipped with lena )

 

its a fact

all the skill that you lack

your rapping just not good

so bow down like you should.

now just because your mom has fame

doesn't mean your not lame

im done playing this game.

 

( another bad word and your disqualified.)

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Well at least Im not on a boat

and I don't mean to gloat'

but your just a goat

that has to be herded around

that's if your body's found,

I Throw fireballs

all you do is shop at the mall

a little girl that texts on her phone

and wont admit shes alone

we all know your a fake

so just go jump in a lake.

( the boat is becae your being shipped with lena )

its a fact

all the skill that you lack

your rapping just not good

so bow down like you should.

now just because your mom has fame

doesn't mean your not lame

im done playing this game.

( another bad word and your disqualified.)

(I didn't realize that you counted it as a "bad word". I use it all the time.)

Done? You're quiting already?

I should have known that you'd flop like spaghetti.

You can't keep a beat to save your life.

Using some rhythm would save you strife.

I have a family, people that care.

What have you got? Some flea bags with hair.

You know your rapping is bad when you explain a joke.

Your flimsy verses would fall apart at a poke.

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(I didn't realize that you counted it as a "bad word". I use it all the time.)

Done? You're quiting already?

I should have known that you'd flop like spaghetti.

You can't keep a beat to save your life.

Using some rhythm would save you strife.

I have a family, people that care.

What have you got? Some flea bags with hair.

You know your rapping is bad when you explain a joke.

Your flimsy verses would fall apart at a poke.

 

or so you say miss beast master

can you make this a bit faster,

i don't got time to waste

so if your gonna rap trash rap it with haste,

miss you should really learn when to back down

cuz im gonna pummel you to the ground.

 

 

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or so you say miss beast master

can you make this a bit faster,

i don't got time to waste

so if your gonna rap trash rap it with haste,

miss you should really learn when to back down

cuz im gonna pummel you to the ground.

Are you kidding me?

It's not how fast I make them, it's the quality.

If you think my rap is bad, you must be blind.

I have to much skill, you fall way behind.

You think you're better?

Just look at the poll!

Four to one in my favor.

It's not luck, just how I roll.

(I think this is going on for to long. You make one more reply and then we wait for a victor.)

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Personally, I think Mena's the best, she's just got this way with words, rhyming without rest. Although rest assured, Geni is still pretty good. I just think that Mena should win in many more ways than Geni should.

 

 

Do I win yet?

(In other words, add me to the list of participants, Will rap battle anyone for food)

 

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( if your the king im rap battle ing my husa- nope nope)

NOPE

give up all your hope

im not just the qween of cats if you tink so then go get hit with a bat

ha your the king of cats well guess what I am the queen of hell.

im gonna grab your throught and kill you with your collar with a bell

 

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i own an empire you manage a town

your whole queen thing makes me frown

im the king your some lady who enslaves cats

ratatat goes the sound of my gat

 

ok what the frick is a gat?

hm seems you to lazy and fat

to find a real word that ryme

such as thyme, or time

speaking of the the time you just ran out of it.

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ok what the frick is a gat?

hm seems you to lazy and fat

to find a real word that ryme

such as thyme, or time

speaking of the the time you just ran out of it.

 

you crossed the line

the time is mine

to take the kill

oh what a thril

 

 

*pssshh* um call in mittens brigade we got a threat to nation safety over and out*psssshh*

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