greenglacier Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Howdy guys! Well, it's pretty complicated so I start in the beginning. So far I interested in illuminati don't even know why. Lately I sent a mail to them and they accepted my request. Nah, I already post a status update about it but there wasn't answer and I think it's more serious to judge it myself. I'm really curious about the order and already searched and looked for them but there aren't too much mass information on the net what I could use. Here is the chance to get info but is it safe? I mean the USA and the UK are both resent for the order for some reason, that's why they lock many sites which even mention the illuminati. But that's normal I think, everyone afraids of the unknow. So in my safety I don't really know that should I join. Recently I visited some freemason lodges to get connection with them but the most of them are refused many of my questions.There is MY question: Should I join the illuminati? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delete accoun Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 did i hear the R word?Praise JABUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenglacier Posted September 4, 2014 Author Share Posted September 4, 2014 did i hear the R word?Praise JABUS!I don't think so it even helps a bit to decide myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbitfist Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 From what I know so far, the Illuminati are planning a revolution or something. The question isnt if you should join, the question is what will you do if you join them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 How do I put this: If you want to know more of the order, it's best to ask the order itself. The concept is understanding and truth in levels of awareness. Perhaps one day they will approach me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber01236 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 did i hear the R word?Praise JABUS!You follow a FALSE PROPHET!Everyone knows Cheesus is the true messiah (he's MATURE too..... it made me laugh shut up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 You follow a FALSE PROPHET!Everyone knows Cheesus is the true messiah (he's MATURE too..... it made me laugh shut up)You are both wrong. Our obvious messiah is The Lord, Our Savior, Santa Christ. He who reigns high above in the land of Christmas town and at the end of time shall let us all into his heavenly toy shop for all eternity.Or something like that probably. Shhhhh just accept it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delete accoun Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 You are both wrong. Our obvious messiah is The Lord, Our Savior, Santa Christ. He who reigns high above in the land of Christmas town and at the end of time shall let us all into his heavenly toy shop for all eternity.Or something like that probably. Shhhhh just accept it NU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palpetinus Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Join, maybe you'll be featured in some montage parodies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Join, maybe you'll be featured in some montage parodies!Didn't montages die in the 80's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palpetinus Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Didn't montages die in the 80's? Montages did.Montage PARODIES, however, didn't.It's basically the same, only montage parodies feature Mountain Dew, Doritos, Hitmarks, Call of Duty, Fedoras, Lens Flare, many many epilepsy-causing colours and so on.For research material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Montages did.Montage PARODIES, however, didn't.It's basically the same, only montage parodies feature Mountain Dew, Doritos, Hitmarks, Call of Duty, Fedoras, Lens Flare, many many epilepsy-causing colours and so on.For research material.In other words, videos made by ADD millennials who wouldn't know the word "parody" if Oxford Dictionary tweeted it to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palpetinus Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 In other words, videos made by ADD millennials who wouldn't know the word "parody" if Oxford Dictionary tweeted it to them. But that's part of the joke. It's supposed to be cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenglacier Posted September 5, 2014 Author Share Posted September 5, 2014 Jeez. I got a letter of formal notice from the order to decide myself or they gonna find somebody else in my place :/ FAAAHK. Why is this hurry? Can't I decide myself quietly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Jeez. I got a letter of formal notice from the order to decide myself or they gonna find somebody else in my place :/ FAAAHK. Why is this hurry? Can't I decide myself quietly?Always go with your inner voice, even if you do not understand it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenglacier Posted September 5, 2014 Author Share Posted September 5, 2014 Always go with your inner voice, even if you do not understand it. It says, I must join. Alright, I decided myslef! Thank you, everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbitfist Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 It says, I must join. Alright, I decided myslef! Thank you, everyone! you shouldnt talk about this to anyone after joining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenglacier Posted September 6, 2014 Author Share Posted September 6, 2014 you shouldnt talk about this to anyone after joining.Yes. I know and I lock this thread just in case. But how... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenWyvern Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 you shouldnt talk about this to anyone after joining. Yeaah... I don't want Illuminati people breaking through my door just because I read something I wasn't supposed to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugo M. Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 [...]But how... To close a thread you must take your PC to the mountain of doom located at the JoeW's island and make an ancient ritual using a piece of cheese, an eye of a horse, 2 full spoons of salt, Chuck Norri's blood and 3 pieces of a dragon's scale, then beat all together in a fine paste. Then apply the paste to your PC, put it on the ground and then scream "JOEW, I REQUEST YOU TO LOCK THIS THREAD!" while facing the heaves, after a few seconds JoeW will come from the heaves wearing a suit, with white wings on his back and will bless your computer, thus locking the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenglacier Posted September 6, 2014 Author Share Posted September 6, 2014 To close a thread you must take your PC to the mountain of doom located at the JoeW's island and make an ancient ritual using a piece of cheese, an eye of a horse, 2 full spoons of salt, Chuck Norri's blood and 3 pieces of a dragon's scale, then beat all together in a fine paste. Then apply the paste to your PC, put it on the ground and then scream "JOEW, I REQUEST YOU TO LOCK THIS THREAD!" while facing the heaves, after a few seconds JoeW will come from the heaves wearing a suit, with white wings on his back and will bless your computer, thus locking the thread.Thanks Hugo. Now I'm going to get the inregents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Join the KKK.We have cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRENTOMINOUS Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 I would have joined the illuminati way back when it was formed. But now?Eh idkstill don't know much about them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenglacier Posted September 7, 2014 Author Share Posted September 7, 2014 I would have joined the illuminati way back when it was formed.But now?Eh idkstill don't know much about themThat's why I did join them! Now I'm a part of some kind of society. I mean it's always good to be a part of something. Even Loominaty. Nah, btw. I could get some information about the loominaty if you interested continue reading.However, it's pretty weird and eldricht.And onwards it's changed my life.It's quite hard to ideate but it's true.Are you still interested?Are you sure?You can still change your mind and go back.Alright, here we go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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