Percival Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 *sigh*I wish for a pet titan, 9mm.*puts human back in* A panel on the machine flips towards you, featuring buttons of a variety of colors and patterns, along with body parts you can drag onto a virtual torso spinning eerily. SPECIFICATIONS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 A panel on the machine flips towards you, featuring buttons of a variety of colors and patterns, along with body parts you can drag onto a virtual torso spinning eerily. SPECIFICATIONS?*picks blond hair and green eyes, with long legs and small arms* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 *picks blond hair and green eyes, with long legs and small arms* A panel slides from the bottom, and a creature, slightly moist and clammy to the touch, ejects from the vent. It seems normal, until you notice a defect; there are what appears a mass of limbs and arms attached to the creature's thigh. A teratoma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 A panel slides from the bottom, and a creature, slightly moist and clammy to the touch, ejects from the vent. It seems normal, until you notice a defect; there are what appears a mass of limbs and arms attached to the creature's thigh. A teratoma.*proceeds to cut off the extra limbs and stitches up the wounds to prevent blood loss*There! Now it can't grab much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 You don't know what a teratoma is, do you? Don't look. I would like a stronger stomach, please. [inserts Teratoma] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technoguardian Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 I wish....... that........... hell didn't exist!( slices off hand, and inserts it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 I wish....... that........... hell didn't exist!( slices off hand, and inserts it The hand is ejected, and a pair of claws burst out of the machine. It stitches the hand back onto the limb. No anesthesia. Afterwards, you look at the finger, and you notice an abnormal growth of extra limbs, nails, and teeth on the lump. Your children will now have this teratoma, since it can be passed down biologically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 You don't know what a teratoma is, do you? Don't look. I would like a stronger stomach, please. [inserts Teratoma]The machine spits it outDISGUSTING I request an assortment of cupcake flavors*places in pet titan* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 The machine spits it outDISGUSTING I request an assortment of cupcake flavors*places in pet titan* It spits out different blood stained cakes. MENSTRUAL, PONY, OR SPRINKLE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technoguardian Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 The hand is ejected, and a pair of claws burst out of the machine. It stitches the hand back onto the limb. No anesthesia. Afterwards, you look at the finger, and you notice an abnormal growth of extra limbs, nails, and teeth on the lump. Your children will now have this teratoma, since it can be passed down biologically.( joke on u, I aint havin kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 joke on u, I aint havin kids Well, that's one of the only ways to get rid of it without getting surgery. Painful surgery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 It spits out different blood stained cakes. MENSTRUAL, PONY, OR SPRINKLE?I choose.....all.Just a little less Pony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technoguardian Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 I choose.....all.Just a little less Pony.you are given nothing but ponyWell, that's one of the only ways to get rid of it without getting surgery. Painful surgery.technoguardian: ppsssh. i'll just get betty to squish it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreChewedTree Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 All aboard the on-topic train! CHU CHUUUU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyAzure Posted May 21, 2014 Author Share Posted May 21, 2014 A million horror novelists could get together in a room and pan over their ideas for weeks straight without a break and still their ideas would never compare to how truly disturbed you all are...I say that with love btw I wish for a personal Chester to carry around all my belongings...go ahead do your worst to me *jams and eyeball into the slot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technoguardian Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 A million horror novelists could get together in a room and pan over their ideas for weeks straight without a break and still their ideas would never compare to how truly disturbed you all are...I say that with love btw I wish for a personal Chester to carry around all my belongings...go ahead do your worst to me *jams and eyeball into the slot*the chester is fugly. like, circus fugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreChewedTree Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 the chester is fugly. like, circus fugly. All aboard the on-topic train! CHU CHUUUU;/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 A million horror novelists could get together in a room and pan over their ideas for weeks straight without a break and still their ideas would never compare to how truly disturbed you all are...I say that with love btw I wish for a personal Chester to carry around all my belongings...go ahead do your worst to me *jams and eyeball into the slot*The Chester is given to Azure I request a hammer to smash the UberHaxorNova Titan.*inserts tiny hammer* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technoguardian Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 The Chester is given to Azure I request a hammer to smash the UberHaxorNova Titan.*inserts tiny hammer*you get the hammer, but it is way to heavy to lift. I wish that I had a pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 I wish for a personal Chester to carry around all my belongings...go ahead do your worst to me *jams and eyeball into the slot* Gladly. A pain blooms in your right eye. If you had a mirror, you would see your eye is shriveling into a dried lump not so unlike a raisin. The dried eye falls out of the large eye holes, hanging out limply. You try to hold it in with the palm of your hand. The machine gave a rumble, and bits of furry, crimson flesh, along with two horns, pop out, along with a booklet that says DIY, along with an eyepatch. DISCLAIMER: MOBILE OTTOVON MAY HAVE TO BE ASSEMBLED BY HAND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreChewedTree Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Gladly. A pain blooms in your right eye. If you had a mirror, you would see your eye is shriveling into a dried lump not so unlike a raisin. The dried eye falls out of the large eye holes, hanging out limply. You try to hold it in with the palm of your hand. The machine gave a rumble, and bits of furry, crimson flesh, along with two horns, pop out, along with a booklet that says DIY, along with an eyepatch. DISCLAIMER: MOBILE OTTOVON MAY HAVE TO BE ASSEMBLED BY HANDO - o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 you get the hammer, but it is way to heavy to lift. I wish that I had a pieYour pie eats you instantly. I wish my mind could be wiped of the UberHaxorNova video I watched a few minutes ago. *shudders* I don't want to talk about it.*Inserts tears and regret* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technoguardian Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Your pie eats you instantly. I wish my mind could be wiped of the UberHaxorNova video I watched a few minutes ago. *shudders* I don't want to talk about it.*Inserts tears and regret* Your pie eats you instantly. I wish my mind could be wiped of the UberHaxorNova video I watched a few minutes ago. *shudders* I don't want to talk about it.*Inserts tears and regret*it is wiped, and the lost episode "squidwards suicide is put in it's place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyAzure Posted May 21, 2014 Author Share Posted May 21, 2014 I wish for it to be Friday for the rest of my life..no more weekdays*puts in a shinny quarter* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 I wish my drawing tablet would work. [inserts A Bicycle Made Of Flesh] I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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