LadyAzure Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 It is late, I am bored...and so I bring to you all another well-known game..... Rules; First poster must make a wish for something they want to get out the "machine" then in a creative manner put in their form of payment. Second person to post must grant them their wish, however you have to find some way to corrupt that wish..or if your feeling generous give them something nice. The thread continues with each person making a wish, putting in money or whatever they want to get their prize and the following person corrupts it, then takes their turn. Example; I wish for a new pair of shoes!*inserts a rusty coin* You get two left shoes instead! I wish for a fast car..*puts in a dollar* You get it right? okay then I shall start the thread, I wish that ROG DLC was out for Playstation right now!*smashes a penny into the machine* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Letter W Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 The DLC is released for Playstation, but so is a software update that renders it unplayable. I wish for an extra chin and insert a cheap carnival token. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Reign of Giants comes out for Playstation...but you're in it! You are turned to dust by a Dragonfly. I wish that all of Humanity were my slaves, and that not a single one would turn on me, in any way, whatsoever! *Drives a cadaver into coin slot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugo M. Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 The DLC is released for Playstation, but so is a software update that renders it unplayable. I wish for an extra chin and insert a cheap carnival token.You get another another chin, however it has a brain of its own and communicates with you when youre in your bed.I wish for a small bird to exist in real life and i insert an seed (those are the coins of the past!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Reign of Giants comes out for Playstation...but you're in it! You are turned to dust by a Dragonfly.I wish that all of Humanity were my slaves, and that not a single one would turn on me, in any way, whatsoever! *Drives a cadaver into coin slot*You manage to enslave humanity, but by doing so you had to kill all but the most lethargic.I wish I could go back to when the world still had places to discover, places to settle, and journeys to take.*Inserts half a ha'penny* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 You get another another chin, however it has a brain of its own and communicates with you when youre in your bed.I wish for a small bird to exist in real life and i insert an seed (those are the coins of the past!)The small bird turns out to be extremely aggressive and will not allow you near it without attempting to murder you.I wish for three wishes from a genie.*inserts 3 oz. of lip blood into slot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyAzure Posted May 20, 2014 Author Share Posted May 20, 2014 Wish granted, but every wish will cost you a limb I wish to take a trip to the beach*Inserts a seashell* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I wish I was loved by someone that likes me for my murderous antics due to my family neglecting me the social and mental vocation I had never got to experience. [inserts Tears Of Pain And Neglect] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Wish granted, but every wish will cost you a limbI wish to take a trip to the beach*Inserts a seashell*The beach is crawling with secretive seashell salesman selling sandy seashore seashells.I wish I wasn't depressed and detached all the time.*inserts €¥£84775*Is this just turning into a thread where we indirectly come to terms with our problems?I mean, that's a good thing, by all means, but that seems to be something that's best done alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I wish I was loved by someone that likes me for my murderous antics due to my family neglecting me the social and mental vocation I had never got to experience. [inserts Tears Of Pain And Neglect]You receive this person, but they only have a week to be with you before exploding into sprinkles. If you attempt to do harm to this person intentionally without self-defensive justification they will explode into Jarate. I wish for my three wishes to not cost me any limbs.*Inserts one genie wish* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I wish for a place I can call home. [inserts A Half Pence] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bekuno Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 You don't loose any limbs, but say goodbye to that torso my friend.I wish for a set of NES games I don't yet own*inserts mario coins into the machine* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 You don't loose any limbs, but say goodbye to that torso my friend.I wish for a set of NES games I don't yet own*inserts mario coins into the machine*They are all glitchy and barely work. They cannot be fixed. I wish that my children conquer the earth so that I may rule all the land.*Inserts small quantity of orphan meat* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I wish for a place I can call home.[inserts A Half Pence]Is there any good way to answer this, besides the obvious and incredibly corny?*sigh*A slip of paper slides out that reads "Define home, then search for that.""Then fill it with caramel." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I'm serious. I want a place I can call home where I won't be shirked away from in fear. [inserts A Slip Of Paper With A Pentacle On It] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I'm serious. I want a place I can call home where I won't be shirked away from in fear.[inserts A Slip Of Paper With A RAINBOW On It]Then look for one. Or, possibly, make the world a place where that won't happen.And please stop asking personal questions on a web forum. I'm not a psychologist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Or, possibly, make the world a place where that won't happen. WITH PLEASURE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 WITH PLEASURE.I meant in a personal way.Also. You'll notice that the internet already suits your description nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyAzure Posted May 20, 2014 Author Share Posted May 20, 2014 Well I wish we could all just talk openly about our feelings and sing happy songs*inserts self-healing CD* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I meant in a personal way.You knew fully well how he would take it. Don't act surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosten Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Well I wish we could all just talk openly about our feelings and sing happy songs*inserts self-healing CD*Everyone Dies, Therefore, if there are no people on the planet, there is no one that can't talk openly about their feelings and sing happy songs. I wish I could have a set of the equipment the Survey Corps (Or Scout Regimen) uses.*shoves a titan limb into the coinslot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Everyone Dies, Therefore, if there are no people on the planet, there is no one that can't talk openly about their feelings and sing happy songs. I wish I could have a set of the equipment the Survey Corps (Or Scout Regimen) uses.*shoves a titan limb into the coinslot*The equipment (not to your knowledge) will break in a dire situation and will get you killed horrifically.I wish for I understood what goes on in my Factorio base. I don't even know what's happening anymore.*Inserts 100 Tier one and two science packs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosten Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 The equipment (not to your knowledge) will break in a dire situation and will get you killed horrifically.I wish for I understood what goes on in my Factorio base. I don't even know what's happening anymore.image.jpg*Inserts 100 Tier one and two science packs*Everything get's instantaneously deleted. Thus, nothing is happening. so you know exactly whats going on. nothing. I wish for a sword. Yep.Just a sword.*Inserts a jelly-filled donut* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 The sword comes out of the machine and stabs you in the stomach.I wish Rebirth was out*instert coin in the donation machine* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Rebirth comes out, tears the skin off your bones, and covers you in salt. I wish this roll of paper was made of socks.*inserts dat money* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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