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You gain a Dream Lite instead. One of the ****-worship ones.

 

I wish I had a rabbit!

*inserts pet blood*

 

A stuffed rabbit pops out, one of the marbles standing in for its eyes popped out and held on by a string.

 

I wish for all artificial beings to gain sentience. Cause why not.

 

[shoves a purple pill into the slot]

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A stuffed rabbit pops out, one of the marbles standing in for its eyes popped out and held on by a string.

 

I wish for all artificial beings to gain sentience. Cause why not.

 

[shoves a purple pill into the slot]

The artificial beings manage to enslave you, and engage in a never ending war against everyone else. There will never be peace.

 

I wish i was good at Backburner Pyro.

*inserts Strange Rainblower*

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Wish granted! Simply because I have no idea what that is, can't think of a way to ruin it :razz:

 

I wish my headache would go away :/

 

*puts in some crappy meds*

Your headache is relieved, but you are transported to the world of fluffiness! Everything there is so kawaii!

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*Your finger turns into a little screen, which constantly plays this video*

 

I wish to be enlightened.

*spits into coin slot*

You become a monk and must live on an isolated mountain without any bacon for the rest of your life.

 

I want for someone to make a Fourmer DLC

*inserts the hopes and dreams of a thousand children*

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I wish I could grow physalis.

 

[shoves The 'Lantern' Of A Physalis Into The Slot]

You get what you want, because no-one knows what that means.

 

I wish I was better at drawing humans

*shoves 4242564 pages of failed drawings in the slot*

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I wish I was better at drawing humans

*shoves 4242564 pages of failed drawings in the slot*

You draw like a master, but you now perceive other humans to look like a child's drawings.

I wish to work for Double Fine.

*Inserts folded pages 32-53 of "Of Mice and Men" into the slot*

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You become a monk and must live on an isolated mountain without any bacon for the rest of your life.

 

I want for someone to make a Fourmer DLC

*inserts the hopes and dreams of a thousand children*

The Forum RPG game is finished in 3 seconds instead, due to being a great development team.

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I guarantee it's some sort of demented vomit-inducing bodily growth.

 

Actually...

 

Physalis_Nahaufnahme.JPG

physalis.jpg

physalis_alkekengi_chinese_lantern_h_zel

 

I have a red, blood stained hand, but I also have a green thumb.

 

 

I wish I could grow rambutan and marang as well.

 

[shoves Hair Into The Slot]

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Wish granted, mostly. You get the games known as "Battleblock Theater" and Spore (All expansion packs included) for free. You lose the ability to buy any or download any games ever again, so once you finish or uninstall these games you will be bored again for all of eternity.

 

I wish people liked Webber more.

*Inserts silk*

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I wish some people would use Google to find out what rambutan and marang is.

 

[shoves A Marang Shell Into The Slot]

No one does it.

 

 

Wish granted, mostly. You get the games known as "Battleblock Theater" and Spore (All expansion packs included) for free. You lose the ability to buy any or download any games ever again, so once you finish or uninstall these games you will be bored again for all of eternity.

 

I wish people liked Webber more.

*Inserts silk*

Every woman on the Earth loves Webber, turning him into a ladies' man. (wat)

 

I wish I was on the Forum RPG game development team.

*inserts game cartridge*

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