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1 hour ago, Dextops said:

I expect an apology video from wurt for lying to us for so long 

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Okay so picture this- you are a swamp monster, people are genuinely afraid of you just for being a scary swamp monster.. but You want friends, and if you told them that you ate Meat, they might think you’d lick your lips anytime one of them got close to kicking the bucket.

They already have that “bone” problem with Warly who we are all pretty sure is a cannibal or something, so the best thing for Wurt to do is to “Lie” about her food preferences.

Maybe she saw Wigfrid refusing to eat veggies and decided she wanted to be like her.

Anyway the point is Wurt is now accepted among the group of survivors now, so don’t you DARE screw this up for her when you accidentally catch her eating a meat stick, otherwise- you might end up being the next survivor in the constant to mysteriously disappear. :wilson_evil:
(this is a joke post intended for the funnies by the way.)

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20 minutes ago, Mike23Ua said:

Okay so picture this- you are a swamp monster, people are genuinely afraid of you just for being a scary swamp monster.. but You want friends, and if you told them that you ate Meat, they might think you’d lick your lips anytime one of them got close to kicking the bucket

Meanwhile Wilson, who is completely fine with cannibalism:

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2 hours ago, Dextops said:

Kabob is a meat item, can’t just be made with mushrooms and carrots. It is physically impossible to make a vegan kabob in the constant 

how do you think they cook veggies in a campfire? 

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try only using hands like in the game

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13 hours ago, Mike23Ua said:

They already have that “bone” problem with Warly who we are all pretty sure is a cannibal or something.

After being stranded on an island fot who knows how long, you might start considering your options...

12 hours ago, _zwb said:

Meanwhile Wormwood, who see human meat as "belly stuff" and doesn't take damage from it:

Genuine question cause i don't know. Is eating human meat hazardous for ones health?

 

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