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Why does the Pig King not turn into a were - king on a full moon?


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Too fat.

You see how long it takes to turn a normal pig into a were-pig? like 4-5 seconds. By the time that curse had spread around his entire body, the full moon would be over. Even then, what would he do? Sit there and bark at you? The big guy can't move in any way, so the best he could realistically do is roll over you like a giant, fat, furry, and angry weird-looking boulder of pork.

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6 minutes ago, Lbphero said:

my first thought is that his crown or some other external force (perhaps the obelisks?) are keeping the transformation at bay

You would be correct, more precisely the various jewelry hanging off his crown.

Now if only we could figure out why he showers players in gold upon giving him the butts of his murdered kinfolk.. that’s the REAL Question we should be asking.

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6 minutes ago, Mike23Ua said:

You would be correct, more precisely the various jewelry hanging off his crown.

Now if only we could figure out why he showers players in gold upon giving him the butts of his murdered kinfolk.. that’s the REAL Question we should be asking.

seems like he isnt the best king, neither the worst xD

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29 minutes ago, Owlrus98 said:

Too fat.

You see how long it takes to turn a normal pig into a were-pig? like 4-5 seconds. By the time that curse had spread around his entire body, the full moon would be over. Even then, what would he do? Sit there and bark at you? The big guy can't move in any way, so the best he could realistically do is roll over you like a giant, fat, furry, and angry weird-looking boulder of pork.

This is fat-shaming, expect to be banned tomorrow.

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