:eyeball::faketeeth::eyeball:?? get out of here!!!

[PENS is good]

An essay on why :eyeplant::faketeeth::eyeplant: is better then some crabby ol' :eyeball::faketeeth::eyeball:.

Reason 1#: its better because it has beautiful eyelashes, let me show you how truly beautiful these eyelashes are

:eyeball::faketeeth::eyeball:                   :eyeplant::faketeeth::eyeplant:

eyeballs are absolutely hideous!!! but compared to THE TRULY SUPERIOR EYEPLANTS, they are still very inferior. if you disagress i will 

Reason 2#:   :eyeball::faketeeth::eyeball: are like... 100 sextillion years old, thats wrong and my mom hasn't let me say that word (sextillion) until now cause i wasn't using it for some crude joke hahahhahahahahahaahahhahahwfahasfa

Reason 3#: it reminds me of when i was born

Reason 4#: it doesn't look like its getting its intestines pulled out from its stomach

 

and thats it thats why :eyeplant::faketeeth::eyeplant:s are valid and we must elderly abuse :eyeball::faketeeth::eyeball:

here is a hot poll on which is better just for fun

 

[minreaV]

a challenger appears

[minespatch]

I'm part of the Salt fanclub.

[Chaosky]

9 hours ago, minreaV said:

a challenger appears

Should be the real poll winner