XxX barnacle Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 eg maxwell left his stuff out again can someone post me quotes like that Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxposting Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Just look at dst wikia at [character ] quotes , it usually has all the quotes and those which are missing are useless. Old Miner hat examination for winona... Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/#findComment-1036843 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnWatson Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 those were added in Don't Starve Together, and mostly it was the trinket quotes that were replaced the reason for this is because it's epic when Webber says something like 'hey wendy the character that klei loves to ship me with because of our similar age despite how they actually don't want to reveal your age for certain reasons im finna eat this chocolate log just like woodie the character that eats wood and revolves entirely around wood so much that his name has wood in it' because it gives you the impression that the characters have deep personalities such as Wickerbottom being an old librarian, Wolfgang being a strong strongman, and Willow being obsessed with fire. And when these deep personalities meet each other, they result in the most epic simply epic scenarios such as when Woodie wants to give Willow a real bath. If you aren't an intellectual such as I, then I have to explain that this has a deeper meaning. You see, Willow is has a very deep personality where she is obsessed with fire, so she never takes actual baths with clean water, this makes her smell like someone's foot fungus and have the exact same care for hygiene as much as the kind of internet neckbeards that would read this paragraph up to this point. Despite Willow's nauseating body odour and disgusting greasy sticky skin from the lack of proper hygiene, the fanbase of this game somehow still interpret her as a squeaky clean woman, even popularly shipping her with Wilson who in reality would be repulsed by the numerous fungi thriving on her epidermal layers considered as one of the most biodiverse regions on the earth. Woodie, however, is in actuality the most intellectual character in the game, possessing by far the largest brain out of all of the other survivors, and this is particularly evident by the size of his massive forehead. Woodie realises the health risks that Willow's revolting stench poses to other characters, and being the caring person that he is, decides that he needs to do something about it. So his solution is a simple bath with soap and water, Willow could stop being so repulsive if she maybe did this once in a while. However, obviously Willow has mental issues and will not consent to this solution, so somebody has to forcibly bathe her and expose themselves to her stomach-churning smell and probably get infected with various skin infections. Woodie chooses himself to perform this deed, as it was he who came up with the idea in the first place. This shows that Woodie is an altruistic individual, willing to sacrifice himself for the benefit of others. Woodie restrains Willow's arms and legs to a small bathtub that he personally constructed out of marble, and as soon as he completely rips off her entire attire, an intense stench quickly radiates off of her not much different to a skunk spraying defensively at a predator, and this almost causes Woodie to pass out and nearly vomit but he remains standing, fighting through it with pure willpower. As Woodie cleans her, he contemplates about his mental condition, which makes him believe an inanimate axe is his wife. Woodie feels very insecure about this since the others keep making fun of and mocking him for it, and it makes him feel like some irredeemable degenerate anime fan in love with his bespoke inanimate body pillow that refuses to interact with any real woman because they're not like his beloved anime dakimakura. This makes Woodie cry internally, pretending that everything is fine. Willow begs for the bath to stop for every thick layer of fungal biomass that is plucked from her skin, but Woodie knows that this must be done. As Woodie is close to finishing the ordeal, he realises that Willow is the first woman he's ever made physical contact with in his entire life, and he feels confused. Completely cleaned, Willow gets her restraints removed, and she begins to understand how disgusting her lack of hygiene was. She apologises to Woodie for her stubbornness and thanks him genuinely for making her realise her mistakes. Woodie admits that for his whole life he's never touched anybody of the opposite gender and that his interactions with her made him feel very confused. Willow is surprised by this sudden confession, she starts to feel confused also. And so they begin to solve this confusion together. This has clearly revealed how deep klei devs thought of the quotes they've changed for Don't Starve Together, and I applaud them for their mastery in developing characters and telling a story through just one simple sentence. I hope this has made you comprehend the genius minds at Klei Entertainment. Entertain is nothing Klei couldn't handle, indeed. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/#findComment-1036859 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlogy Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 11 hours ago, JohnWatson said: yeet i get confusing feelings whenever i read one of your posts johmwatsom Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/#findComment-1036937 Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxX barnacle Posted May 21, 2018 Author Share Posted May 21, 2018 15 hours ago, JohnWatson said: those were added in Don't Starve Together, and mostly it was the trinket quotes that were replaced the reason for this is because it's epic when Webber says something like 'hey wendy the character that klei loves to ship me with because of our similar age despite how they actually don't want to reveal your age for certain reasons im finna eat this chocolate log just like woodie the character that eats wood and revolves entirely around wood so much that his name has wood in it' because it gives you the impression that the characters have deep personalities such as Wickerbottom being an old librarian, Wolfgang being a strong strongman, and Willow being obsessed with fire. And when these deep personalities meet each other, they result in the most epic simply epic scenarios such as when Woodie wants to give Willow a real bath. If you aren't an intellectual such as I, then I have to explain that this has a deeper meaning. You see, Willow is has a very deep personality where she is obsessed with fire, so she never takes actual baths with clean water, this makes her smell like someone's foot fungus and have the exact same care for hygiene as much as the kind of internet neckbeards that would read this paragraph up to this point. Despite Willow's nauseating body odour and disgusting greasy sticky skin from the lack of proper hygiene, the fanbase of this game somehow still interpret her as a squeaky clean woman, even popularly shipping her with Wilson who in reality would be repulsed by the numerous fungi thriving on her epidermal layers considered as one of the most biodiverse regions on the earth. Woodie, however, is in actuality the most intellectual character in the game, possessing by far the largest brain out of all of the other survivors, and this is particularly evident by the size of his massive forehead. Woodie realises the health risks that Willow's revolting stench poses to other characters, and being the caring person that he is, decides that he needs to do something about it. So his solution is a simple bath with soap and water, Willow could stop being so repulsive if she maybe did this once in a while. However, obviously Willow has mental issues and will not consent to this solution, so somebody has to forcibly bathe her and expose themselves to her stomach-churning smell and probably get infected with various skin infections. Woodie chooses himself to perform this deed, as it was he who came up with the idea in the first place. This shows that Woodie is an altruistic individual, willing to sacrifice himself for the benefit of others. Woodie restrains Willow's arms and legs to a small bathtub that he personally constructed out of marble, and as soon as he completely rips off her entire attire, an intense stench quickly radiates off of her not much different to a skunk spraying defensively at a predator, and this almost causes Woodie to pass out and nearly vomit but he remains standing, fighting through it with pure willpower. As Woodie cleans her, he contemplates about his mental condition, which makes him believe an inanimate axe is his wife. Woodie feels very insecure about this since the others keep making fun of and mocking him for it, and it makes him feel like some irredeemable degenerate anime fan in love with his bespoke inanimate body pillow that refuses to interact with any real woman because they're not like his beloved anime dakimakura. This makes Woodie cry internally, pretending that everything is fine. Willow begs for the bath to stop for every thick layer of fungal biomass that is plucked from her skin, but Woodie knows that this must be done. As Woodie is close to finishing the ordeal, he realises that Willow is the first woman he's ever made physical contact with in his entire life, and he feels confused. Completely cleaned, Willow gets her restraints removed, and she begins to understand how disgusting her lack of hygiene was. She apologises to Woodie for her stubbornness and thanks him genuinely for making her realise her mistakes. Woodie admits that for his whole life he's never touched anybody of the opposite gender and that his interactions with her made him feel very confused. Willow is surprised by this sudden confession, she starts to feel confused also. And so they begin to solve this confusion together. This has clearly revealed how deep klei devs thought of the quotes they've changed for Don't Starve Together, and I applaud them for their mastery in developing characters and telling a story through just one simple sentence. I hope this has made you comprehend the genius minds at Klei Entertainment. Entertain is nothing Klei couldn't handle, indeed. if i put as much effort into school as you did this post id either be a genius or homeless 16 hours ago, __IvoCZE__ said: Just look at dst wikia at [character ] quotes , it usually has all the quotes and those which are missing are useless. Old Miner hat examination for winona... i did i just wanted to check if i missed an important one and that quote is dark Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/#findComment-1036969 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxposting Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 This thread turned more wrong than my hidden UnderStarve Thread. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/#findComment-1036974 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainChaotica Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 AAAaand that quoted post just reminded me _why_ I put JohnWatson on my ignore list, so long ago. Yep. Still a good decision. Dude. Stop it with the "OH I'M SO SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU I'M INTELLECTUAL YOU'RE NOT OOO" thing, and stop raining on our fun! There is nothing wrong with people wanting to see how the characters react to each other--now that they CAN, Don't Starve having started off as a purely lonely wilderness experience. It's fun and tells you more about their characters. And YES, it really DOES! There's this thing called "background colour"? You might've heard of it? Some people aren't playing games for _just_ the min/maxing? And no, it's NOT all for the purpose of shipping! Sheesh. For all your "OOH I'M SO MUCH SMARTER THAN ALL Y'ALL" I think I felt my IQ _drop_ a few points just reading the first paragraph of that. (Or paragraph's WORTH, anyway.) Character background is fun and interesting and there is absolutely nothing wrong with being into it. Stop raining on our parade, just because YOU forgot to wear sunscreen. (and Ivo, I rather WOULD have Understarve than this. Some of your choices were odd, but I'm completely down with Wigfrid as Undyne. : P No, people, I'm not trying to start that whole discussion back up. This is pretty much the one comment I would've thrown into the original thread--had it not been shut down before I even knew it existed. I'm totally done. But yeah, I _would_ rather have a fun lighthearted crossover speculation than "STOP HAVING FUN GUYS I'M BETTER THAN YOU SO I'M IN CHARGE". Understarve was _way_ less insulting.) ...Notorious Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/#findComment-1037017 Share on other sites More sharing options...
csc_unit Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Although I recognize the dude's comment was well done, I can sympathize with @CaptainChaotica here but not for the Understarve thing hell no ! The only time you see him comment is always somehow to the detriment of another user. A little bit of trolling here and there is A-ok, but he takes it to a pathological level. It becomes very predictable also... Am I virtue signalling? Dunno, dont care Huh oh, some newcomer started a topic about character tiers !!! JohnWatson incoming Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/#findComment-1037023 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainChaotica Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 No...virtue signalling is different from that...what you were doing here is "Don't be a jerk", which is not the same as "Look how good _I_ am because (reason)". Also...I'm really not at all sure if I'd call that post "well-done". It's a HUGE completely unbroken mess-o'-text of not even well-written condescension. Like I said, I felt my IQ _dropping_ while trying to read that. So... ...Notorious Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/#findComment-1037026 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnWatson Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 that's woke EDIT: i'm sorry for pushing the elitist wolfgang agenda by examining deeper into the lore of the game, i'd like to thank chaotica for showing me that i am unwoke, but now i feel very confused Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/#findComment-1037028 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicko Hog Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 48 minutes ago, CaptainChaotica said: Dude. Stop it with the "OH I'M SO SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU I'M INTELLECTUAL YOU'RE NOT OOO" thing, and stop raining on our fun! There is nothing wrong with people wanting to see how the characters react to each other--now that they CAN, Don't Starve having started off as a purely lonely wilderness experience. It's fun and tells you more about their characters. And YES, it really DOES! There's this thing called "background colour"? You might've heard of it? Some people aren't playing games for _just_ the min/maxing? how did you get any of that out of 21 hours ago, JohnWatson said: Willow gets her restraints removed, and she begins to understand how disgusting her lack of hygiene was. She apologises to Woodie for her stubbornness and thanks him genuinely for making her realise her mistakes. Woodie admits that for his whole life he's never touched anybody of the opposite gender and that his interactions with her made him feel very confused. Willow is surprised by this sudden confession, she starts to feel confused also. And so they begin to solve this confusion together. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/#findComment-1037032 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxposting Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 On 22. 5. 2018 at 4:50 AM, csc_unit said: Although I recognize the dude's comment was well done, I can sympathize with @CaptainChaotica here but not for the Understarve thing hell no ! The only time you see him comment is always somehow to the detriment of another user. A little bit of trolling here and there is A-ok, but he takes it to a pathological level. It becomes very predictable also... Am I virtue signalling? Dunno, dont care Huh oh, some newcomer started a topic about character tiers !!! JohnWatson incoming Understarve is cancelled. On 22. 5. 2018 at 5:08 AM, JohnWatson said: that's woke EDIT: i'm sorry for pushing the elitist wolfgang agenda by examining deeper into the lore of the game, i'd like to thank chaotica for showing me that i am unwoke, but now i feel very confused I subsribed to this guy for retarded reason when I was drunk. Now I dissubriced XD. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/#findComment-1037297 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainChaotica Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 wat. I said absolutely nothing about promoting any "agendas", and my whole point was that he seemed to be making FUN of people who wanted to dig deeper into the lore of the game, not that he was doing that too much himself! Also I've never used the word "woke" in that sense in my life. Seriously. Just...what. Also also, good on ya, Ivo. Yay for not listening to arseholes! ...Notorious Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/#findComment-1037332 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnWatson Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 i apologise for not being woke enough to be allowed to dig deeper into the lore of the game, maybe someday i might reach the necessary requirements to join the hecking woke community of don't starve together lore theorists Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/#findComment-1037345 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlogy Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 9 hours ago, CaptainChaotica said: Also I've never used the word "woke" in that sense in my life. Seriously. Just...what. Chaotica, you know John's not being serious, right? Let the man have fun. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/#findComment-1037461 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicko Hog Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 i am unironically sad reacting to your post so you know how bad i feel Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/#findComment-1037491 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainChaotica Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Well, it's harder to tell with a stranger. And then there's the fact that I also can't see his expressions or hear his tone of voice, so... ...Notorious Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/#findComment-1037524 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicko Hog Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 i like how this one ends with "so... ...Notorious" as if she thought long and hard before coming to the conclusion that this statement was, in fact, notorious. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/#findComment-1037603 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MondayNight Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Truth be told - like with all the stuff that's in excess - Watson's sarcasm just becomes tiresome, predictable and unfunny; worst of all, a tl;dr mess I for one just gloss over now (case in point, after reading fist 4 paragraphs in his 1st post here, merely scrolled down to the next comment with a "well this is utter nonsense"; and is sad as the chap knows programming apparently (at least LUA) and at times really can have something helpful to write. Yet being the "HELP, WOLF, HAHA LMAO" guy all the time pushes this "just ignore that lad" even further. As for topic at hand, OP: DST Wikia Character Quotes probably has all you desire Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/#findComment-1037865 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnWatson Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 that's not the truth Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/#findComment-1037866 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MondayNight Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Maybe. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/#findComment-1037871 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinister_Fang Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 This thread is fun to watch. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/#findComment-1037972 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxposting Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Sinister_Fang said: This thread is fun to watch. You meant read , as you shouldn't just look and see - oh no its those quotes... those quotes are funny. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/90987-qoutes-referin-to-other-charcters/#findComment-1038118 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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