Problematicr Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Introduction:I started a new default world in Reign of Giants with Wilson, but he, this time, wanted to write down a diary, with tricks, tips and survival notes. So now, if you want, you can read the survival diary of Wilson, a gentleman, but also a scientist, who really doesn't like to die. All that is written in this thread is taken from my current game with wilson, i play 5 days in game every real life day. This thread is mostly because i want to pratice in writing in english, but i also want to write a survival diary, so... Day 0-5Spawned in a grassland biome, saw the ******* Maxwell joking about my life even this time.Lot of resources in this area, i could do my main base here, but later, now i just need basic materials. The rabbit holes are collapsed, so i started in spring, this world is gonna be harder than i thought.an improvvise rain confirm my theory, i need to make a straw hat, maybe i will wet less if i wear it.Tools, grass, flint, rocks, twigs, berries, wood, Yes i have everything i need to survive the first night.Screw you Maxwell.Ok, roasted berries and resources, i'm good to go, let's explore!This world is ******* awesome! Found a Tallfort, some beehives and even a Pig village.There's no Pig king, but if i follow the road i'm sure i will find him!Let's just build a science machine here and destroy all this pig houses! I really need an umbrella.Oh God i hate spring so much.Actually those Pigs are smarter than the other i met in the other worlds, they have carrots and berries.Oh! also a farm... ah no, there's a metal potato is surely work of Maxwell... Meh, let's follow the road.Ok i found the Pig king as expected... but there's a problem, the closest spiders are like a mile away. Meh... for now i don't really need silk, let's just build a science machine and a Firepit.Day 5-10Ok, It's time to make an acceptable base, let's destroy everything and rebuild it farther.Uff, i can't believe that i got so few houses... Meh, let's search some gold for an alchemy enginge...Found a Glommer statue! I must return back in a few days.OMFG, an eyebone!? It's my lucky day!Ok Chester, got the gold, let's return home!Crafted the alchemy engine, let's just craft a chest and a fridg... OH **** i don't have ice.I'll gather it tomorrow...Uff, let's go chester, the ice is far far away... let's bring Quintillus with us, just in case...Panf, panf, uff, ok, let's return home Quintil... oh... ops, Let's return home Chester.UH, thats a touch stone!? i really needed it!Ok, i'm back home, and i got the ice... and some silk and monster meat.Just do a flingomatic and a fridge, so we can be more cool. *Badbum tss*OMG that's the night! Come on chester, let's go to the Glommer statue!Yaaay, now i have two awesome friends Day 10-15Time to dig! Let's go to get some grass twigs and bushes! we already have the Flingo!Mhh... that's a Maxwell door, isn't it? Let's just ignore him, he doesn't deserve my attention.Also a desert and a swamp and... a Koalefant! Quick Porkins! Kill it! Meat!Those are Hound mounds? Let's just stay away from them.Oh God, i'm walking so much, and it rain so much and i am so much hungry At least we got all the twigs and grass and whatever, so... let's just take a nap, ok?Day 15-20SO HOT, PLEASE SUN STOPanf anf, here's an endothermic Firepit, and a thermal stone, and a dr... chester? What are you doing?CHESTER STOP, CHESTER I DON'T LIKE THAT FLAME, CHESTER GO AWAY FROM MY BASE.No Dragonfly, right? Yeah, luckily.But all my base is going on fire, i can't do anything because i have only to extinguish things.I'm dying because there are too much things to extinguish!Oh, right i have the flingomatic, lol, i can't believe i just wasted 5 days doing nothing.Day 20-25Ok... what we need to do? We need a crock pot and a farm and some drying racks, right?Yeah, because more things to extinguish are the perfect things to have.Meh, let's just collect some poop and burn some trees, we have the thermal stone, what can go wrong?Suddendly: The heat stone become incandescent when i'm burning trees and are far away from base. All the mushrooms that we could use to make poop are vanished into thin air. Chester go on fire, like usual. Glommer is more annoying than usual. I die.No, lol, not really, but yeah i almost died, all that ******* fire.Meh, at least we have two drying racks, a farm and a crock po... OH **** CHESTER NOT AGAIN.Day 25-30You know what is cool? a birdcage is cool!So let's just go to the swamp to collect some Reeds, or to be killed by some tentacles.Bring a thermal stone and some materials for the endothermic fires, so we can....WASTE THEM ALL TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM THE HOUNDS AND THE MERMSOh, i'm overeathing let's just put an endothermic fir...NO, LOL, FULL MOON, YOU STILL GOT THE HOUNDS CHASING YOU.Oh right, pigs! We can use them to kill the hounds!NOPE, THEY'RE NOT PIGS, THEY'RE WEREpigs, so you're fucked up.No, not really, because i'm a scientist, so i can block hounds in walls and cool me up, oh, and that's...Another touch stone! Yeah. Oh and the full moon ended, and pigs are helping us, so... yeah, i'm safe.We got a birdcage! and 3 more papyrus... so we can make a Floral shirt!NOPE, YOU CAN'T PICK UP 5 CACTUS FLOWERS, YOU'RE TOO LOW ON HEALTH.Day 30-34 - bye everyone.So... i just needed to wait until day 36 so the summer would end...everything was awesome, fresh base and farms and chester and glommer and everythingwe were like a little family, one human, one Bzzzuurb and one living-chest.and then...."That sounded big!"ALL MY ******* WORLD, ALL MY LITTLE FAMILY, ALL MY PROGRESS, ALL MY PLANS, EVERYTHING GONE.JUST A FLAMING MASS OF **** YOU THAT KILL CHESTER AND GLOMMER AND BURN MY BASE IN ONE ******* HITThen i tried to take him to the hound moundsand i did, but thenmy thermal stone suddendly overheat mei die...and respawnand go back to the hound moundsjust to see a lot of dead hounds...so i die again from overheatingand then i respawnand see the ******* dragonfly, eating the ashes of chester and glommer, my little familyand then i suicide.JUST ******* NERF THE DRAGONFLY, HE BURNED ALL MY DREAMS MULTIPLE TIMES, IN MULTIPLE WORLDSHE BURNED MY REAL LIFEJust... just.. give me a second... 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XirmiX Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Okay, this sounds nothing what a guy from an early 20th century would say, but rather a guy that would live 100 years afterwards. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/39240-wilson-survival-diary/#findComment-520857 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Problematicr Posted August 7, 2014 Author Share Posted August 7, 2014 Okay, this sounds nothing what a guy from an early 20th century would say, but rather a guy that would live 100 years afterwards. ROFLOL OMFG RLY!?I barely speak 21th century english and i should speak early 20th century one? Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/39240-wilson-survival-diary/#findComment-520867 Share on other sites More sharing options...
XirmiX Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 ROFLOL OMFG RLY!?I barely speak 21th century english and i should speak early 20th century one?Well, that's when the game takes place, so yup. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/39240-wilson-survival-diary/#findComment-520869 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Problematicr Posted August 7, 2014 Author Share Posted August 7, 2014 Well, that's when the game takes place, so yup. when i learn to i will Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/39240-wilson-survival-diary/#findComment-520870 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Problematicr Posted August 7, 2014 Author Share Posted August 7, 2014 Just died... i won't even caps lock rage or something like that, just **** the drangonfly and his/her whole family... Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/39240-wilson-survival-diary/#findComment-520989 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Problematicr Posted August 7, 2014 Author Share Posted August 7, 2014 end of my short adventure on RoG with Wilson...just close the thread, i'm done, really...i'm just going to cry a little bit in the corner. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/39240-wilson-survival-diary/#findComment-520999 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auth Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 JUST ******* NERF THE DRAGONFLY, HE BURNED ALL MY DREAMS You know that RoG even comes with a warning clearly stating it is for advanced players, right? Also, if I was you, I'd take my finger off the swearing button. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/39240-wilson-survival-diary/#findComment-521010 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Problematicr Posted August 7, 2014 Author Share Posted August 7, 2014 You know that RoG even comes with a warning clearly stating it is for advanced players, right? Also, if I was you, I'd take my finger off the swearing button. Yeah, i'm not a noob, really :\and the swearing button is always on when the dragonly is alive.However, i stopped... for now :L Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/39240-wilson-survival-diary/#findComment-521026 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minik435 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 I am not a noob too... But ********* is just too OP. It have even more powers than other giants and more life!I have to agree. It just MUST be nerfed. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/39240-wilson-survival-diary/#findComment-521031 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malk Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 the only giant ive delt with was deerclops and all i did was die untill it was spring XDalso i went from noob to ok with only RoG (yea i bought both base and RoG and my first world was RoG)but really dragonfly can 1v1 any mob in the game and win Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/39240-wilson-survival-diary/#findComment-521032 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auth Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 It just MUST be nerfed. No, it doesn't. It adds more challenge, and makes you want to stay as far away from birchnut trees as possible. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/39240-wilson-survival-diary/#findComment-521078 Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Swearing should be limited in these forums. But with the DragonFly, I understand. Your English however is improving nicely. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/39240-wilson-survival-diary/#findComment-521396 Share on other sites More sharing options...
XirmiX Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 RoG certainly IS an expansion in terms of giants. But honestly, I think some stuff from RoG should be in the original game. Like Birch trees. Of course you can make your RoG worlds into non-RoG by disabling some giants, but the recipes will still be there and such. I also think we need Eyebrella in the base game, cause what is one gonne do with his 4th Deerclops eyeball? That eye is the reason why one would move to the next world, since Ancient guardians are non-renewable. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/39240-wilson-survival-diary/#findComment-522016 Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 I also think we need Eyebrella in the base game, cause what is one gonne do with his 4th Deerclops eyeball? *Finishes second pair of Giant Groucho Glasses* Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/39240-wilson-survival-diary/#findComment-522105 Share on other sites More sharing options...
XirmiX Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 *Finishes second pair of Giant Groucho Glasses* Hei, deerclops is the only giant in vanilla. Might as well have all the recipes of deerclop's eyeball there. Just tell me why Vanilla game shouldn't have it? Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/39240-wilson-survival-diary/#findComment-522111 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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