Ellebelly24 Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 And Uglycorn jumps out of nowhere and bites Battal in the bun buns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aredshroom Posted November 7, 2013 Author Share Posted November 7, 2013 And Uglycorn jumps out of nowhere and bites Battal in the bun buns.Please try to follow the rules? :c Respond to the above scenario, then give another one. (I apologise for being a stickler, but how is someone else supposed to respond to this?^) And then you see Battal. He tries to kill you.Express extreme surprise that Battal is in The Underworld, offer your newly-grown feathers for him to burn and attempt to dig out of The Underworld with a lousy pickaxe. The lava beneath you transforms into molten pumpkin juice the moment the pickaxe touches rock above. The juice smells delicious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23rd Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 (You know what, I don't like this continuity thing! I'm taking this back to its original roots, with gardening shears if I have to!) ..and you collect it all in a conveniently placed novelty jar designed "for the express purpose of storing molten pumpkin juice." Well isn't that handy! It's just a quiet day at 1313 Mockingbird Lane. You're having fun being a fictional character in a world most of our forum goers are too young to recognize! So.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aredshroom Posted November 7, 2013 Author Share Posted November 7, 2013 (You know what, I don't like this continuity thing! I'm taking this back to it's original roots, with gardening shears if I have to!) ..and you collect it all in a conveniently placed novelty jar designed "for the express purpose of storing molten pumpkin juice." Well isn't that handy! It's just a quiet day at 1313 Mockingbird Lane. You're having fun being a fictional character in a world most of our forum goers are too young to recognize! So..(Thank you. *hands a cupcake*) You pick up a rock the size of your head and attempt to mine it. A cuckoo chick flops out and screams "MURDERER.", then pecks your hand off. You jump up in bed and realise you were one of those forum-goers anyway. OH WELL. The sun is shining, the clouds are drifting...BUT ALL THE RAINDROPS TURN INTO LEMON DROPS AND GUMDROPS. Suddenly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_Perry Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 you see people killed by the damage caused by the falling lemon drops and gumdrops you realise you are locked in.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aredshroom Posted November 7, 2013 Author Share Posted November 7, 2013 Assimilate through the door. What, why are you looking at me like that? You wake up at 3AM to find an absurdly cute poster on your wall. What do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_Perry Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 walk by like its normal since it was as if it was always there... your door starts speaking to you it says... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aredshroom Posted November 7, 2013 Author Share Posted November 7, 2013 "In the name of fruits, flies and lice, save me from the basement mice!"(I don't even know.) A strange old man appears in front of you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_Perry Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 "its dangerous to go alone take this!" he passes you a sword, then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aredshroom Posted November 7, 2013 Author Share Posted November 7, 2013 I unwrap the hidden silver foil and eat it. You get a job to plant broccoli. You are given coconuts and a grapevine. Go do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_Perry Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 you eat the grapevine and plant the coconut in quicksand, suddenly a field of flaming broccoli appears as far as the eye can see. you are on the road when you see a regiment of knights on horseback charging at you then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23rd Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 You simply step onto a square that can't be accessed by ridiculous L shaped movements. You're safe forever! You're enjoying your morning, eating a muffin and watching Mr. Rogers. Suddenly, on the TV.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Starts a strange looking cartoon: "Don't hug me I'm scared" is the title. You are watching it when... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellebelly24 Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 You freak out and smash the Television, but then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aredshroom Posted November 9, 2013 Author Share Posted November 9, 2013 *facepalm* A Sadako crawls out anyway, then transforms into Maxwell... "Say pal, you look like you've seen a ghost." You were walking down the street when a van catches up to you. The back opens up and pours a bunch of blue spotted eggs on the pavement, then speeds off. They start shaking violently. How do you react to the eggs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Is it ok if I join in on the randomness?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporb Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 *facepalm* A Sadako crawls out anyway, then transforms into Maxwell... "Say pal, you look like you've seen a ghost." You were walking down the street when a van catches up to you. The back opens up and pours a bunch of blue spotted eggs on the pavement, then speeds off. They start shaking violently. How do you react to the eggs? You move them next to a fire immediately. They are obviously hatching tallbird eggs that are shivering with cold. You discover that some sort of ghost is inhabiting your computer. It keeps changing your desktop background to pictures of kitchen sinks. What do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aredshroom Posted November 9, 2013 Author Share Posted November 9, 2013 I show it a beautifully carved replica sink with fake hot and cold water taps. The ghost is so happy it moves in that sink instead and occupies its days with ghostly water running out both taps. Voila, friendly sink ghost! You suddenly feel so ravenous that everything is starting to look like bacon. Even yourself. Maybe you really are made of bacon. You assume you're simply hallucinating out of hunger, but some primal instinct forces you to taste yourself. What do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 I taste myself, but realize I taste like calamari. I realize this is an effect of being regenerated.Suddenly, your mom comes homes and asks what happened to the Telly. What do you tell her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aredshroom Posted November 25, 2013 Author Share Posted November 25, 2013 Well, you explain that the dog ate your homework. As a result, you tried to stuff it with the rest of your (uneaten) homework into the telly. That's what happened. You decide to go for a morning jog when a mass of writhing earthworms fall out of a nearby tree and roll into your path. What do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellebelly24 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 EVIL!!! STOP REVIVING DEAD THREADS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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