aredshroom Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 I got bored. Was browsing a really old forum (x) I used to hang out in and stealing this off it.Basically, each person must react to an absurd scenario proposed by the earlier poster, then present another. For example: Person 1"You're having surgery and the doctor finds a small dinosaur nestled in your intestines." Person 2"Yell at the doctor "HEY! I was saving that for later!" and demand that the dino be left alone. You wake up trapped in a shark cage but all the sharks are mechanical and still want to tear you to shreds." Next person continues...----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll begin. You find a sad smallbird crying because it's stuck on top of a particularly normal tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_Perry Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 you walk away since you have no empathy for little birds you end up in a darkened woods with only the sound of crows and death to greet you, you hear a deep guttural growling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23rd Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 It's Chester! Hello Chester! You pet him for hours. After all the tummy rubs and hugs Chester opens up and you find something undeniably weird inside of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_Perry Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 a jack in the box falls out the jack in the box starts beeping malevolently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neosaurus Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 then the jack in a box explodes into a army of clowns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_Perry Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 you eat the clowns since you were feeling peckish then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watcha Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 you're greeted by @Lord_Battal, hey @DaverGamer respond next I DARE you xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 you're greeted by @Lord_Battal, hey @DaverGamer respond next I DARE you xDYou give Battal a still beating heart of the unworthy and he skips away, like a happy child. However, you then notice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23rd Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 ..that you haven't been wearing any trousers! You wake up from your nightmare and bleat like a goat ironically, because you said you would a long time ago. Suddenly.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellebelly24 Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 .. It was a dream! Again!But there are ponies everywhere you look, so you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 .. It was a dream! Again!But there are ponies everywhere you look, so you.......wake up from your pony dream! However..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellebelly24 Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 ....wake up from your pony dream!However.....You find out DaverGamer is really Lord Battal! You stand there shocked when... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 You find out DaverGamer is really Lord Battal! You stand there shocked when......you also find out Lord_Battal is really DaverGamer! However, you also notice that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellebelly24 Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 There is an Uglycorn behind them! But when you look closer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 ... The uglycorn is on fire! Oh no! And then you catch on fire, so you decide to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23rd Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 ..stop being on fire. Wow, you never realized it was so simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 ..stop being on fire. Wow, you never realized it was so simple.Then, you realize that there is a iPod laying on the ground! It is playing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 ...Chinese Food! You die instantly, and a panda breaks down the door and shoots your windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23rd Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 ..In the End by Linkin Park. YOU LOVE THIS SONG! All the 7th graders at school, man, they just don't understand you. They don't get what it's like being an 8th grader, with all the responsibilities and hardship it brings. You listen to this on repeat for the next three days, deriving your nutrition from the reverberations of Chester Bennington's voice, only to realize that makes no sense and die of starvation. When you get to Limbo the first thing you realize is.. EDIT: Damn You Battal! Before you know it you're signed onto the record label by said Panda, and are forced against your will to sing a catchy pop song about how Friday comes after Thursday, and before Saturday. What you don't expect is.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F3RR1S Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 ..In the End by Linkin Park. YOU LOVE THIS SONG! All 7th graders at school, man, they just don't understand you. They don't get what it's like being an 8th grader, with all the responsibilities and hardship it brings. You listen to this on repeat for the next three days, deriving your nutrition from the reverberations of Chester Bennington's voice, only to realize that makes no sense and die of starvation. When you get to Limbo the first thing you realize is..You were really a merm this whole time! After realizing this, you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 You were really a merm this whole time! After realizing this, you....Chop off your limbs because you love merm meat! However, you then die. Not because of loss of blood, because of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23rd Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 ..the fact that the ridiculous amount of times you've been dying thus far have caused so much blood loss you to be kicked by a horse so many times that you just up and die again. You're too dead to do anything else, so the scene immediately cuts to Ally Sheedy, who.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Makes the scene cut back to your dead body!Then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aredshroom Posted November 7, 2013 Author Share Posted November 7, 2013 (Hey guys, when did this become a "continue-the-absurd-story" thread? D: [*cough*sincethe5thpost*cough*]) You revive in a cloning machine 20,000 leagues under the sea. But then you realize you're in The Underworld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 And then you see Battal. He tries to kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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