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I have found a more permanent solution to operation "appease the toaster": im currently in possession of a fancy top hat i got from one of my pigs. If everyone is staring at my (now magnificent looking) head, how can one notice the bottom half?

Einstein wouldve been jealous of my cleverness :p

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Interesting bathroom fact #1:

Women often go pee in what can be best descriped as "herds". Be careful, many an innocent soul has been crushed while the herd moved towards the bathroom. Men however prefer to do their business in solitude. The amount of talk during (and about) peeing increases exponentially with alcohol.

Edited by NeedPants
Many an innocent soul, not souls!
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