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*Melts back up*Oh, and if I fail to defeat this vast horde of deformed, inhuman beasts with massive thousand-legged centipede bodies or 7 spindly, horned arms, they'll claw their way to the surface and slowly kill everything on this earth untill it is a living hell...They'll even keep the survivors as tortured slaves for life, or maybe if you're lucky, they'll invite you to join them, and they shall slice open your body until you are deformed like them! Good night!

*Melts back up*Oh, and if I fail to defeat this vast horde of deformed, inhuman beasts with massive thousand-legged centipede bodies or 7 spindly, horned arms, they'll claw their way to the surface and slowly kill everything on this earth untill it is a living hell...They'll even keep the survivors as tortured slaves for life, or maybe if you're lucky, they'll invite you to join them, and they shall slice open your body until you are deformed like them! Good night!

How poetic.

Ah, yes, I forgot! I'm going to be fighting this vast horde of deformed, inhuman beasts with massive thousand-legged centipede bodies or 7 spindly, horned arms BY MYSELF! Wish me luck!

Oh, you've hypd yourself enough to lead me to believe you can handle it on your own. You are "the lord of the dead" after all, and I should know from all those fireballs you've left me. I can't even go to the bathroom without a fireball coming out of the toilet.

I actually doubt I can do it. Would you like to help me?

Me? I'm just a mere mortal...

*Starts playing Fire Emblem on GBA*

Wait... this game... I could be a tactician, if you really need any help! If I were to battle, I'd be ripped to shreds by simply existing.

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