Z0366 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Me: Jack, you see that glossy drecko egg? Jack: Yes, boss. Me: Good, incubate it now, and it is priority 9, coz we need that plastic asap for steam turbine Jack: Yes, boss. Me: Good, I need to go away planning some expansion of colony, when it is hatched, put the drecklet back in the drecko ranch Jack: Can't do, boss. Me: Why? Jack: Don't have a drecklet critter drop-off. Me: What do you mean? You see that big red arrow pointing down there? Just mark it for glossy drecklet. Jack: Can't do coz we haven't discovered glossy drecklet. Me: Are u kidding me? Look at this egg! We are not going to eat it, so we will have a glossy drecklet tomorrow! Jack: Tell me tomorrow then, boss. You know, when we do have a glossy drecklet. Me: Fine. I will come back tomorrow. Now leave! Turner! Turner! Turner: Yes Boss. Me: See the pacus in our pond? Turner: Yes Boss. Me: It's lucky we got it from the Pod in'it? Turner: Sure, Boss Me: They will soon lay eggs and I think they may die soon too. When they do, put their flesh to some good use and make some cooked fish for us plz. Turner: Can't do, Boss. Me: Why? Turner: No such order at the griller Boss. Me: Ah, just place 8 orders of cooked fish at the griller then. Turner: Can't do boss. Me: Why? Turner: Don't have Pacu fillet. Me: What? But look at these pacus in the tank! They will die and they will become filet. Turner: Tell me when they die then boss. Me: Fine! I will tell you when they die. Wait! Jack! Why do you keep wrangling that poor glossy drecko! Jack: Coz the ranch is only for drecklet, drecko and glossy drecklet, Boss Me: Well where else could it be? Jack: Don't know Boss, but you only ordered me to release the glossy drecklet in the ranch, not glossy drecko, Boss. Me: I bloody tried!!! And guess what!!! Klei didn't let me because we haven't discovered it yet by then!! Hell. It's done now. Turner, can we.... wait, where is that pacu fillet. Turner: We ate them already, boss. Me: Why didn't you cook them! Turner: can't do Boss. Coz we didn't discover them, and once we did, well, they were better than those lice loaf so...... Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/112592-let-me-release-that-glossy-drecko/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathmanican Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Please write more. This was my favorite read in a long time. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/112592-let-me-release-that-glossy-drecko/#findComment-1270098 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKBERREST3 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 I could imagine someone turning all the bugs in this game into the funniest oni comic series. I'd read something like that. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/112592-let-me-release-that-glossy-drecko/#findComment-1270104 Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarSquid Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 I had to turn off approximately half of the foods in the consumables menu, because they'd always get eaten instead of being turned into something better. Pacu filet, meat, fried mushrooms, bristle berries, the list goes on. There's gotta be a way to automate that... Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/112592-let-me-release-that-glossy-drecko/#findComment-1270121 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notthedroid Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 Should just have everything discovered at start like dorf fortress. Or make categories more generalized Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/112592-let-me-release-that-glossy-drecko/#findComment-1270397 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKBERREST3 Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Notthedroid said: Should just have everything discovered at start Thats a good idea. Of course we'll see a mod long before an update comes out. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/112592-let-me-release-that-glossy-drecko/#findComment-1270460 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z0366 Posted October 12, 2019 Author Share Posted October 12, 2019 20 hours ago, BLACKBERREST3 said: Thats a good idea. Of course we'll see a mod long before an update comes out. Which is why I made this joke. I was so frustrated that moment I saw my rancher kept wrangling that poor glossy drecko it actually made me laugh. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/112592-let-me-release-that-glossy-drecko/#findComment-1270739 Share on other sites More sharing options...
calibayzone Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 This belongs in the art/music/lore thread. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/112592-let-me-release-that-glossy-drecko/#findComment-1270748 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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