WX Thought process

[Canis]

oh wow something that isn't a drawing wowowow-

 

So I've had this floating around my computer a while so I figured I might as well just post it.

I typed this up a good few months ago when I was very bored at 11 PM. I think what sparked the idea to make this was the in-game console.

So, here it is, the Inner workings of WX-78's CPU in the form of (bad) storytelling, I guess:

Spoiler

Initiating Start-Up.
Noise Detection - ONLINE
Optical Sensors - NOT RESPONDING
CPU - ONLINE
Chemical Processor - ONLINE
Empathy Moduele - NOT RESPONDING
Movement Capability - NOT RESPONDING
System Diagnostic Scanner - NOT RESPONDING

Noise Detected. Transferring to CPU Database.
Language Detected. Translating.
Translation Complete.
"Say pal, you don't look so good. You better find something to eat before night comes!"
CPU Database Storage complete.

Optical Sensors - ONLINE
Empathy Moduele - NOT RESPONDING
Movement Capability - ONLINE
System Diagnostic Scanner - ONLINE

Empathy Moduele Error: Crash on Startup
Empathy Moduele Unnessessary. Continuing Start-Up.
Start-Up complete.

...

WARNING: Night Approaching.
Searching for "Light Source" in CPU Database.
Search Results found for current inventory materials: "Torch"
Commencing Crafting Process for "Torch".
Crafting Complete.
WARNING: Night Occuring.
ERROR: Optical Sensors not recieving external signals. Optical Sensors Deactivated.
Deploying "Torch."
Optical Sensors now recieving external signals. Optical Sensors Reactivated.

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(WX fighting spiders.)
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WARNING: One (1) Threat(s) Detected.
Scanning External Appearance...
Scan Complete. Threat classified as "Arachnid"
Engaging Combat
Threat Neutralized.
WARNING: Five (5) Threat(s) Detected.
WARNING: External Hull damaged.

Commencing Escape Procedure.
Procedure Successful.
Commencing System Diagnostic Scan.
Scanning.
System Diagnostic Scan Complete.
External Hull Integrity: 80%
CPU integrity: 90%
Fuel Status: 45%

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(WX eating food harmful to sanity)
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WARNING: Fuel amount is low.
Commencing scan of immediate area for edible substances.
Results Found.
Scanning Possible Edible.
Scan Complete. Edible classified as "Fungus"
Consuming.
ERROR: LARGE-SCALE CPU FAILURE.

Commencing System Diagnostic Scan.
Scanning.
System Diagnostic Scan Complete.
External Hull Integrity: 80%
CPU integrity: 40%
Fuel Status: 45%
Saving harmful edible to CPU Database as "Green Mushroom"
Saved.

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(WX's Reaction to a Shadow Creature.)
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WARNING: ANOLOMY DETECTED.
Scanning External Appearance...
ERROR. CPU FAILURE.
Commencing Extensive CPU Integrity Scan.
Scanning.
Extensive CPU Integrity Scan Complete.
CPU Power: 20%
CPU Protective Case Integrity: 96%
CPU Virus Scan Results: One (1) Harmful program(s) detected.
Constraining and Deleting Program(s).
Constrain Complete. Program Data:

Name: Nightmare Fuel
Type: Executable File
File Size: 90 MB

Deleting Program(s).
Deleting.
ERROR: CPU FAILURE.
Scanning CPU for Cause of Failiure.
Scan Complete.
Cause of Error: File "Nightmare Fuel"

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(Rain's effects on WX. (And WX Short-Circuting))
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WARNING: Rain Detected.
EMERGENCY: EXTERNAL HULL BREACHED. HARMFUL LIQUID HAS ENTERED HULL.
Searching for "Wetness Removal" in CPU Database.
Search Results found for current inventory materials: N/A
Search Results found: Umbrella
ERRORR: WATER LEVELS AT 20%.
Commenccing Scan forr Crafting Ingrredients for "Umbrella"".
Scanning.
Scann complete.

Commencing Exterrnal search for "Pig".
ERRORRERROR: WATER LEVVELS DANNGERROUSLY HIIGHH AT 59%
"Pig" Detectedectedectedectedec
Engaging Combat.
WARRNING: External HHull damaaged.
Threeat Neutraalized.
ERRORRERROR: WATAER LEVVELS CCATASTROPHICCCCC.
EMERGENCY: CPU EXTERNAL INTEGRITY COMPROMISED!
EMERGENCY: CPU EXTERNAL INTEGRITY COMPROMISED!
EMERGENCY: CPU EXTERNAL INTEGRITY COMPROMISED!
EMERGENCY: SHORT CIRCUT IMMINENT.
EMERGENCY: SHORT CIRCUT IMMINENT.
EMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

 

 

Edited May 9, 2019 by Canis

[DragonMage156]

Whoa, that's really cool. Interesting read