QShadow Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 (edited) Okay, where do I begin?Yesterday I had some sort of private Lets Play for a few of my friends, I connected my lap to the TV and let my firends watch my struggle in my constant fight for survivng because, lets face it, nothing is funnier then seeing your friend get eaten by 3 spiderqueens and her minions After nearly dying 3 times in a attempt to get rid of this walking plague I used everything I gathered up within 130 days of surviving. Toothtraps didnt do the job, 12 of my trusty bees released from a few beemines gave their live while killing only 1 spiderwarrior, my firedarts werent as effective as I hoped and attacking with my tentacle spike was only a valid option if suicide was the secondary object. Well after, as alredy metioned, 3 attemts to kill those nasty creatures, and many "almost deaths" of my friends due to too much laughing, I decided to use my secret weapon. A stack of 30 killer bees.With new courage in my heart I walked right into the front of the enemy army with the words:"Herye Herye! I declair you creatures to be banned from this lands due to your violent and inappropriate beahvior"Relesasing my Killerbees with the last word......well what then happend was probably the most funny thing my friends ever saw in their entire goddamn life.Of course the killerbees didnt attacked the spiders as the original intention was.. NO!, they forged a secret pact with the spiders and now BOTH of this $)=%?!=""!!(?$=&(´§$!)%´( chased me.Luckily for me I always have a backup plan. A quick visit in my local swamp and a few tentacle-attack-dodges later a pan flute saved my life. After heading back to mother base for licking my wounds..., and my friends collapsing on the floor, I had a moment of clarity. With 3 pan flutes and 2 spider helmets equipped, I finally went out for one last time and finally vanished this evil from the face of my isles.Well, I hope you enjoyed my little story and may you leave a comment in HOW THE HELL to CORRECTLY USE GODDAMN KILLERBEES?!Thx ~Q Edited December 26, 2012 by QShadow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokebirds Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 ...i belive, they, have no use other to commit suicide to make a new world. instead of using a bug net, just kill them! they drop normal bee drops ( i think they do, anyways) and are pretty much there to discourge any bee attacks from you, the player. so moral of story: catching killer bees is pointless, unless if you hate your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QShadow Posted December 26, 2012 Author Share Posted December 26, 2012 Well, that explains a few things. And I took them out of my chest with the words: " Look at them buddies, those are killerbees, the WMD of Dont Starve!" ;"Really, did you tested them yet?" ;"Of course I did, they deal a decent amount of damage even if I do wear my beekeeper hat." ;"Yes they do good damage to YOU, but what about.." ;"This is not the time for questions my firend just watch an admire my epic victory in a few seconds" ;"Aehrr yes, I will xD" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokebirds Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 i have to say though, this story is quite remarkable... okay, im done with the fancy words. even if it's extrav- NO! GOLLOM WANTS PRECIOUS!!!- whats going- SHUT UP U! GOLLOM HAZ CHEEZEBURGE- noooo! it's mine!- GOLLOM WANT PRECIOUS!!!!! *continues being crazy and possesed by a fictional character* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QShadow Posted December 26, 2012 Author Share Posted December 26, 2012 Ah yes LotR ...one does not simply read this line and dont think of Lord of the Rings ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokebirds Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 (edited) WAIT! killer bees can be used to kill other mobs! you just need to run away as Soon as you place them, after they become bored of you, they will start attacking other things! Edited December 26, 2012 by pokebirds hi, im a cat, meow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QShadow Posted December 27, 2012 Author Share Posted December 27, 2012 Well then my only problem was, that the spiders got bored of me BEFORE the killerbees did, such a shame ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spazmatic Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 It's good to know now that killer bees will always attack you first,untill they lose you Still,if you knew that earlier,your friends wouldn't have had some good old schadenfreude ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now