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this is a suggestion to where gobblers should come from because it's more realistic and avoidable for example people will either build there berrry farms and trees further apart or build walls and treeguards could throw gobblers to destroy your food supply

 

Huh?

 

treeguards could throw gobblers to destroy your food supply

 

What the...no.  It cannot be.

 

treeguards could throw gobblers

 

     That is the most unholy, demonic, hellish thing in the history of existence.  The absolute highest tier of torture, the most ungodly, blasphemous feature ever to suck the soul out of a video game.  Gobblers are already the most irratatingly nightmarish beings in the game, the most sinful beings of all time; making them fly through the air at you?  Destroying all your hard-earned food?  No.  I cannot let that happen.  We must stop this madness before it gets out of hand!  Before the gobblers destroy everything that EVER WAS, and ALL that SHALL EVER BE!  WE HAVE TO -

 

I like the idea, actually.

I like the idea, actually.

We're all doomed.

 

 

But really, I cannot for the life of me, legitimately imagine a treeguard hurling a gobbler at my face. I literally cannot imagine a giant bird flying at-

Okay I just realized a flaw in the point I am making.

 

I mean, what I can come to imagine is a treeguard cucking a gobbler at Wilson at 5000 miles per hour with Wilson turning around slowly going, "Huh-" and being killed by the immense force instantly. And then the gobbler eating all of Wilson's berries of course.

 

This is the new DLC right here, folks. Don't Starve: Extra Evil Gobbler Edition.

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