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Morgan17

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Awww I feel sad for Webber and want to give him a BIIIG hu....

 

*looks at the many scars from "previous hug attempts with monsters"*

 

WAAAAAIT A MINUTE! Fool me once, shame on you. fool me 764 times....

 

Wait, what was my point again? 

 

Edit: here's my Webber love:

 

Webberman
 
(Sung to the tune of the animated show Spider-Man)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4o29VoxtsFk

 
Webberman, Webberman.
Does whatever (Don't Starve) Spiders can.
Spins a web? That's a No.
Pigs like him? Still no go.
"Look out. It bad Spider man!"
 
Is he Strong?
In a Way:
Like alternate characters in Don't Starve Play.  
Can he "sing," with attacks?
I bet yes (with random yells stacked.)
 
Hey there, there goes the Webberman!
 
 
In Winter's chill at Night
At a scene of freezing time
with the player's fright,
he torches trees just in time!
 
 
Webberman, Webberman
Your Snarling, Angry, Webberman.
 
Gold and Friends?
He'll Pick and Bribe
Just to keep, his Butt Alive. 
 
 
 
To him, Life is about not Starving,
with Bosses, if he can do the Carving,
you'll find the Webberman!

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