Blewcheese Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 "Right..."He continues walking, looking at his gloves from time to time, seeming to be concerned about something.(is @AdamTheGamer going to come back, or should we do the whole spider king thing without him...?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellebelly24 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 (Again: pffffft, I dunno.)"Whatcha sad about bro?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 "What if the King is dead?"Claudius blurts the statement out without thinking."Shatter said he was dead. That I failed. What if it's true?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellebelly24 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 "The b*tch has lied many a times before that. He's just trying to bring you down." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 "Yes... Yes, you're right."He laughs."I'm just being an idiot. There's no way Shatter got to the king."He looks at Angel curiously."Why is it that you want to hide your knightlyhood?"(Knightlyhood is a word now.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellebelly24 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 (I know.)"Because, if my dad found out, he would be really mad. 'A princess has to have honor, grace, and a sweet voice. Not a bloody b*tch like yourself' he says. It's hard to be a princess." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Claudius laughs."So I'm told. You know, you remind me of someone. Kind of like how you're her exact opposite..."He trails off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellebelly24 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 "Who is she?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Claudius thinks for a moment."Back when I was in the front lines, before I had my blade, I was sent on a mission. With a few members of a group, of course, but they fell halfway through. A princess had been captured by one of Shatter's acolytes. Of course, we didn't know of the existence of Shatter then, but we would learn sooner or later. Anyway, after a long journey, the acolyte was defeated. And this princess was a... strange one. She fell in love with me. I tried to decline. 'No, ma'am, no. I'm much to busy.' Well, that lady stormed back to her kingdom and alerted her father. I was imprisoned for three days. She was so arrogant. And mean. And stupid. She understood nothing, heard nothing, ignored everything everyone said. Sure I escaped. But had that princess been more like you, willing to battle, then I would have accepted her."He shakes his head."Ignore my ramblings, I'm just passing the time. Please, you tell a story." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellebelly24 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 "Me, a story?"*she thinks a bit*"I'm not one for telling stories, but there was a reason I was really never seen. Of course, if you would like to hear it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 "I asked you for a story, didn't I?"He waits anxiously to hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellebelly24 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 *Angel sighs*"Well, since I was shunned for being the only girl to be a knight, I decided to flee. I found this place called Pandora. It was for all outcasts and outlaws, so I decided to go there. Of course, there was a tyrant there named Handsome Jack, probably the ugliest guy I've ever seen. Well, he didn't like me since I went to this place called Sanctuary in Pandora. I became the most dreaded person alive, a Vault Hunter. I was damned from the start. So, after millions of fights, and tragedies, I had to save a friend from his wrath. But he raised the Warrior, a giant, hard to kill dragon. I defeated it, and killed Jack, freeing my friend. Not a real interesting story, I know..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 (I smell borderlands. Your post reeks of Borderlands 2.)"What do you mean it's not interesting? That was a great story! Now, why is it that ugly people always are titled "handsome"? Who came up with that title, and what was that man drinking. Because let me tell you, I would like to have a sip of that."He laughs."Oh! So, I had a friend who spoke in this really weird accent, and we would always joke about it. So, we went out for some drinks, and this was when I was much, much younger. Apparently, I learned how to speak his accent when I got drunk. I can't repeat it for my life sober, but that's the only way I can talk under alcohol." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellebelly24 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 (NUUUUUUUUUUU REALLY?!)*Angel starts to laugh really hard*"I'm so confused...!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 (I CLEVER RIGHTLOLZ)Claudius laughs."What's confusing about it? When I'm drunk, I talk with a weird accent. That's the point. He talked kind of like this."He then proceeds to speak with a horribly butchered Australian accent."Good ay, mate. I loike kangorooes. We gonna go foight."He then laughs at how pathetic his accent is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellebelly24 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 "God, you sound just like an old friend..."*she just smiles at Claudius's happiness* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 "Do I? I thought his accent was a one of a kind sort of thing. Maybe they're aliens. They've come to take over the world!"He gasps in mock horror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellebelly24 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 "It's called an Austrailian accent. A lot of people have one." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 (edited) "Oh no! It's worse than I thought! They have a whole new race now!"He laughs as he walks."You know, it's weird how my armor didn't get rusty through how ever many years it's been. Normally they need to be shined. You know, I clean my armor while it's still on. I don't take this stuff off. Even when I'm sleeping. Do you know how hard it is to sleep with pounds of armor on?"Â (Okay, @AdamTheGamer, this is the part where the giant spider king jumps on the character's heads. So get here already.) Edited November 12, 2013 by Blewcheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellebelly24 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 "You're so weird."*Angel starts to laugh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 "Hey, glad you noticed. You know what, you're weird too."He laughs along with Angel."So, I thought you said you were a demolitionist. Haven't seen any bombs from you. Only your saw thing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellebelly24 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 *she pulls out her stuffed pig with the dynamite strapped to it*"This answer your statement?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 "A pig? A pig. A pig? Why a pig?"Claudius stares at the pig for awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellebelly24 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 "His name is Piggy. Of course, I've got Princess Fluffybutt with me too."*she takes out a stuffed bunny with dynamite strapped to its back* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 (PRINCESS FLUFFYBUTT PFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SO IMMATURE HAHAHAHAH)"Princess Fluffybutt and Piggy. Quite a duo. Where did you get those guys?"Claudius is mildly amused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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