caves and clockworks

[Ellebelly24]

*Angel shrugs*

"I got nothing. I'm fine with being asked questions."

[Blewcheese]

Claudius nods.

"So... You are nineteen, then. Do you have any idea how you arrived from then to now?"

[Ellebelly24]

"Nope."

[Blewcheese]

(Seriously considering starting the spider king thing without @AdamTheGamer.)

"Right... So, tell me about your friends. Who is this Krieg?"

[Ellebelly24]

(Me too.)

"Krieg, is da best. He is a psycho who makes everything so funny!"

[Blewcheese]

(Buh whah if he ges mayd? I dun wannuh break an arch or anythin...)

"Hah, yes. He wasn't a jester, was he...?"

Claudius puts a small emphasis on the word jester, and it's barely noticeable.

[Ellebelly24]

"Nu, why would you say that?"

*Angel smiles*

"So what other friend of mine do you want to hear about?"

[Blewcheese]

Claudius shakes his head.

"No reason in particular. How many other friends do you have? Good ones, I mean."

[Ellebelly24]

"Well there's: Tiny Tina, Lilith, Gaige, Brick, Mister Torgue, Mordecai, and Maya."

[Blewcheese]

"My... That's a lot of friends. Tell me about this Tiny Tina first, I suppose."

[Ellebelly24]

"Eat this."

*she tosses him a chocolate chip cookie*

"Then I will tell you about Tina."

[Blewcheese]

"Oh, 'Tis a biscuit."

He catches it and takes a bite out of it, smiling.

"'Tis a very good biscuit."

[Ellebelly24]

"It's called a chocolate chip cookie."

*she clears her throat*

"REAL BADASSES EAT CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!!!"

[Blewcheese]

"Interesting. I must be a... "Badass", then."
He finishes up the cookie.

[Ellebelly24]

"Hehe, that's what Tina says. She is the best demolist of all times. She is only 13 which surprises me. She is the one who gave me Princess Fluffybutt, and taught me all my demolition skills. So yeah. Who now?"

[Blewcheese]

Claudius nods.

"This 'Brick' man. His name intrigues me."

[Ellebelly24]

"He, is not much different. He is a strong, muscle man. He commands a group called the Slags, who, hate, me, but he is hilarious. He always wants to punch stuff. One of my missions was to punch a dwarf king in the face."

[Blewcheese]

"Punch a Dwarf King in the face? That sounds like fun."

He thinks for a moment.

"What about this Mister Torgue?"

[Ellebelly24]

"Mister Torgue Flexington runs a very functional gun company. He also runs a competion where a vault is located, in the Badass Crater of Badassitude. He yells everything he says, and he almost made me blow up the ocean. He is really bizarre I'm a funny way."

[Blewcheese]

"Why is it that all of your friends are funny? And 'badasses'?"

Claudius chuckles.

 

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[Ellebelly24]

"Not all of them, just those four. The others are pretty serious. And badass kinda means your really powerful."

[Blewcheese]

"Ah, I see. Only the powerful eat biscuits... Frankly, I believe this to be true."

He thinks for a moment.

"So, who is Mordecai?"

[Ellebelly24]

"Mordecai? He is a drunken sniper. He used to have a bird, Bloodwing, until I was tricked into killing her... It was really sad.... But he is either always drunk, or always stupid. It could be either. Just depends on his mood."

[Blewcheese]

"Drunk? It's been a while since I've had a drink. Maybe there will be a bar back at that village..."

He scratches his head.

"How about Maya?"

[Ellebelly24]

"I'll get you a drink, just wait."

*Angel smiles*

"Maya... My friend who fought with me... She was a siren. Considered the prettiest by Krieg. She helped me learn how to use my siren powers. She almost always had a Maliwan SMG with her wherever she went. Probably the best Vault Hunter there was."