Johnnyprofane Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 It was a locked server, non-dedicated, with a wide spread of characters. Being the only veteran besides my wife (read: played single player), I knew I would be babysitting. Things were going well, we had found some beefalo, and had a sizable amount of all the vital plants. Our base was well established. My cousin, Webber, had recently gone exploring and miraculously come back with around 10 spider glands! My wife (willow) had beautified our base and put everything in nice rows. Wigfried, my little brother, had been jumping back and forth through a wormhole for no readily apparent reason, and couldn't utilize the many green caps we had stored. Wigfried requested my top hat. I obliged. Not 10 seconds later, the Wilson of the group burned himself to death trying to get charcoal (how?!?). Wigfried lead Wilson to a touch stone, and on the way back decided to investigate the swamp I had found. Then this happened:Wigfried: AAAAAH! TENTACLES!'Wigfried was killed by a tentacle'Wigfried: do we have any hearts?Me (wickerbottom): I'll make you one, be careful next time. Wigfried: ok, got it. ....... Wigfried was killed by a tentacle.Me: what are you doing?!?Wigfried: this is ridiculous! I was like 10 feet from the tentacle! Stupid lag!Me: leave your stuff there! Webber do we have more glands?Webber: yea I'll put them in the chest. (Make a heart, revive him, down to 9 health)Me: don't go back into the swamp unprepared! Go take a nap in the tent to heal up so you don't go crazy! Wigfried: ok. ...Wigfried was killed by a tentacle.Me:?!?!?!?!?!?!Wigfried: I'm done with this! I'm never gonna get my stuff back. Me: I'll get your crap! Stay here!....Wilson was killed by a crawling horror. Me: guys cmon! ....winter starts. And as the cold of winter set in on our skeleton littered world, I logged out. Will we survive? Will Wigfried get her stuff back? What happened to webber and willow? Why did Wilson ignore the tent and let his sanity get down to zero, especially considering the large amount of food and jerky in the base? The world may never know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted July 6, 2015 Developer Share Posted July 6, 2015 Well that just plainly sucks! NOW I'M CURIOUS? WHAT SHALL HAPPEN TO THEM?!?!?!??!?!?!? It was a private server, friends only.I was playing as Wes and my friends as WX-78, Webber and Wendy. WX-78 helped me all the time and Wendy mostly stayed at base, Webber farmed spiders and it was all going oh so well... despite all my deaths cough but we were doing alright. That is, Until the fire nation Deerclops attacked. Then we got rekt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applebottom Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 (tentacles!) Same thing happened to me trying to repeatedly revive someone who kept dying to tentacles XD When I finally dropped my base-building to go see what's up, I caught the player trying to retrieve his items near a tentacle-merm fighting spot. There was nothing terribly impt in it too! Just the usual grass/gold/saplings/flint/berries in a backpack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnyprofane Posted July 7, 2015 Author Share Posted July 7, 2015 Same thing happened to me trying to repeatedly revive someone who kept dying to tentacles XD When I finally dropped my base-building to go see what's up, I caught the player trying to retrieve his items near a tentacle-merm fighting spot. There was nothing terribly impt in it too! Just the usual grass/gold/saplings/flint/berries in a backpack.The struggle is real haha. I think tentacles are probably the hardest thing for new players to learn to deal with. Heck, I still can't kite them properly to save my life (sometimes literally). Of course that just means I use other things to kill them instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudedude Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 It was a locked server, non-dedicated, with a wide spread of characters. Being the only veteran besides my wife (read: played single player), I knew I would be babysitting.Things were going well, we had found some beefalo, and had a sizable amount of all the vital plants. Our base was well established. My cousin, Webber, had recently gone exploring and miraculously come back with around 10 spider glands! My wife (willow) had beautified our base and put everything in nice rows. Wigfried, my little brother, had been jumping back and forth through a wormhole for no readily apparent reason, and couldn't utilize the many green caps we had stored. Wigfried requested my top hat. I obliged. Not 10 seconds later, the Wilson of the group burned himself to death trying to get charcoal (how?!?). Wigfried lead Wilson to a touch stone, and on the way back decided to investigate the swamp I had found. Then this happened:Wigfried: AAAAAH! TENTACLES!'Wigfried was killed by a tentacle'Wigfried: do we have any hearts?Me (wickerbottom): I'll make you one, be careful next time.Wigfried: ok, got it........ Wigfried was killed by a tentacle.Me: what are you doing?!?Wigfried: this is ridiculous! I was like 10 feet from the tentacle! Stupid lag!Me: leave your stuff there! Webber do we have more glands?Webber: yea I'll put them in the chest.(Make a heart, revive him, down to 9 health)Me: don't go back into the swamp unprepared! Go take a nap in the tent to heal up so you don't go crazy!Wigfried: ok....Wigfried was killed by a tentacle.Me:?!?!?!?!?!?!Wigfried: I'm done with this! I'm never gonna get my stuff back.Me: I'll get your crap! Stay here!....Wilson was killed by a crawling horror.Me: guys cmon!....winter starts.And as the cold of winter set in on our skeleton littered world, I logged out. Will we survive? Will Wigfried get her stuff back? What happened to webber and willow? Why did Wilson ignore the tent and let his sanity get down to zero, especially considering the large amount of food and jerky in the base? The world may never know!Same thing happened to me on the internet.... wait what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted July 8, 2015 Developer Share Posted July 8, 2015 Same thing happened to me on the internet.... wait what?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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