Epic Fourm Rap Battles

[geni0529]

Hello if you want to rap battle me go ahead I saw a thread like this and thought it was cool but there was quite a bit of confusion. So im making my own and hopefully its not very  Chaotic.

 

Rules ( yes theres rules)

1. no bad words.

2. It must rhyme

3. no hate votes.

4. no more than 2 pairs of 2 people rapping at a time

 

The way this will work is someone rap challenges me, the winner of that will be decide by a poll first person to 10 votes wins. the winner will be challenged by someone else and it will repeat they will rap at each other and people will vote. First to ten wins. It will keep going until there are no more challenges and then that last person shall be declared rap king or qween.

 

Pair 1: geni0529 v.s ???

pair 2: ??? v.s ???

 

[MenaAthena]

May I make a suggestion?

Instead of only two people going at a time there can be multiple pairs of people. The pairs would be listed in the first post, and we can still have a poll to decide the winner of each pair of battles.

[geni0529]

ok ill edit the first post to fit that

[MenaAthena]

Ok, me and you. Let's go.

Your spelling is bad and your grammar is worse.

I've had it to here and I'm ready to burst.

You've got nothing on me; I'm a shining example

Of how to beat someone at a rap battle

[geni0529]

I may have bad grammer,

but at least my dad isn't a spammer,

Your worse then lena

Mena, oh ,mena

your out of time

and to young to drink wine,

let me let you of at this

this rap battle is the opposite of bliss.

 

 

 

 

 

[geni0529]

( at least I think your to young to drink wine...)

[Blewcheese]

(I'll wait patiently and judge both of you.)

[MenaAthena]

I may have bad grammer,

but at least my dad isn't a spammer,

Your worse then lena

Mena, oh ,mena

your out of time

and to young to drink wine,

let me let you of at this

this rap battle is the opposite of bliss.

You should know It's than, not then.

To school, you probably have never been.

What does "let me let you" even mean?

This is so bad, it's even obscene.

Let me put you out of your misery.

Your rapping should be a felony.

Give up now, while you have some dignity,

Or I'll crush you swift and mercilessly.

[geni0529]

crush me

well you see

you've got lena, mena

I've got an army of cats

and before you call them fat

they will rip you to shreds

so go ahead and get of this thread,

you think your the best

well your a bloody mess!

your just a lamb that mary lost

so bow down to your boss.

 

[Blewcheese]

This is so bad, it's even obscene.

 

(*cough* copycat *cough)

[MenaAthena]

crush me

well you see

you've got lena, mena

I've got an army of cats

and before you call them fat

they will rip you to shreds

so go ahead and get of this thread,

you think your the best

well your a bloody mess!

your just a lamb that mary lost

so bow down to your boss.

How can you be my boss if you can't spell off?

I'll trash your cats before you even cough!

You may have cats and be crazy,

But I have the power of gods in me!

I'm a descendant of the goddess Athena.

The last of my line, I'll be sure to beat yah,

With my spear and shield at my side.

Buckle in, cause you're taking a ride.

[Blewcheese]

Question: How many verses will this go on for?

[geni0529]

first to ten votes.

 

 

[Quiet]

I will provide the obligatory "OHS" and "OOHS" that apparently come with every rap in existence.

 

EDIT: Geni, make it so we can see who voted for who so we know nobody's cheating.

[geni0529]

How can you be my boss if you can't spell off?

I'll trash your cats before you even cough!

You may have cats and be crazy,

But I have the power of gods in me!

I'm a descendant of the goddess Athena.

The last of my line, I'll be sure to beat yah,

With my spear and shield at my side.

Buckle in, cause you're taking a ride.

 

Pft I would give you my parents but that's not relevant

anyway how are you going to fight me when your as fat as a elephant,

your rapping is trash

now don't be brash

you should have thought twice challangeing me

but I guess you will see

that im the best that there can be

Are you a god? because I am your just the daughter of a wanna be me.

 

now lets see

Tell the truth.

or do you want a babie ruth

don't be telling lies

and if you do at least try,

Im a god

so why don't you go crawl under a log.

I will provide the obligatory "OHS" and "OOHS" that apparently come with every rap in existence.

 

EDIT: Geni, make it so we can see who voted for who so we know nobody's cheating.

 

I cannot edit it now sorry.

[Blewcheese]

Well, I call winner of this one.

 

Unless, of course, someone wants to challenge me.

[Quiet]

Well, I call winner of this one.

 

Unless, of course, someone wants to challenge me.

 

Bring it on!  I rarely listen to rap, so victory is mine.

[MenaAthena]

Pft I would give you my parents but that's not relevant

anyway how are you going to fight me when your as fat as a elephant,

your rapping is trash

now don't be brash

you should have thought twice challangeing me

but I guess you will see

that im the best that there can be

Are you a god? because I am your just the daughter of a wanna be me.

now lets see

Tell the truth.

or do you want a babie ruth

don't be telling lies

and if you do at least try,

Im a god

so why don't you go crawl under a log.

You, a god? Ha! Please!

What is your power, getting covered in fleas?

I'll make you bend until you break.

Now get out of here, before I turn your hair to snakes.

I'm not as powerful as Athena; that is true,

But I don't need my powers to beat the crap out of you.

Your a pathetic shut-in, covered in fur,

Finding comfort only in the things that purr.

[Blewcheese]

Bring it on!  I rarely listen to rap, so victory is mine.

Alrighty, then! Have at, thee!

 

Oh, look who just stepped up to the plate.

This joker ain't nothin' but a phony, a fake.

If it's truly a battle you wanna make,

Then fine, but in all honesty, for goodness sake,

 

Let my advise you: step off son,

'Cause if you look at it, I mean, I've already won.

You don't see it yet, you think that this is fun,

But you'll be hurtin' in the head by the time it's done.

 

So, what's this? A challenge from you?

Are you even sure that you have got the balls to

Get whooped in front of everybody 'round here,

Don't deny it, I can smell your fear.

 

So think twice before you rap against a titan,

You're just a little scrub but your soul I'll be smite'n,

You may be laughin', thinking this is just a game,

But by the end you'll be burning in the firey flames.

[Percival]

This is odd.

 

I've never liked rapping, but I suppose I could try?

[MenaAthena]

This is odd.

I've never liked rapping, but I suppose I could try?

I think you'll have to wait until one of the rap battles is finished and then challenge the winner.

I've never rapped before in my life, and I don't really like rap either, but I'm having a lot of fun!

[Guest]

yo yo

diablo

chickeno

 

ow

 

*passes out*

[Blewcheese]

yo yo

diablo

chickeno

 

ow

 

*passes out*

Well crap guys look like we have a winner already nothing more to do here.

[Quiet]

Alrighty, then! Have at, thee!

 

Oh, look who just stepped up to the plate.

This joker ain't nothin' but a phony, a fake.

If it's truly a battle you wanna make,

Then fine, but in all honesty, for goodness sake,

 

Let my advise you: step off son,

'Cause if you look at it, I mean, I've already won.

You don't see it yet, you think that this is fun,

But you'll be hurtin' in the head by the time it's done.

 

So, what's this? A challenge from you?

Are you even sure that you have got the balls to

Get whooped in front of everybody 'round here,

Don't deny it, I can smell your fear.

 

So think twice before you rap against a titan,

You're just a little scrub but your soul I'll be smite'n,

You may be laughin', thinking this is just a game,

But by the end you'll be burning in the firey flames.

 

Um...you suck?

You have the skill of a...duck?

I could beat you faster than I could make a...um...buck?

Ohhhhh.

 

i'm not cut out for this.

[Blewcheese]

Um...you suck?

You have the skill of a...duck?

I could beat you faster than I could make a...um...buck?

Ohhhhh.

i'm not cut out for this.

How did you know?!