OswaldTremlor Posted May 19, 2015 Author Share Posted May 19, 2015 Oswald: *covers his mouth* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OswaldTremlor Posted May 19, 2015 Author Share Posted May 19, 2015 the group watch as a large badger like beast walks into view Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 It's a Bearger. It roams around in autumn looking for food... how did I know about that? O__O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OswaldTremlor Posted May 19, 2015 Author Share Posted May 19, 2015 Oswald: Your in this world you know almost everything, for example, *points to a beefalo* What is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbando Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 "Probably dead meat, in a few seconds, if that badger thing notices it." Shoeshine observed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Dan shivers... Well, can can at least make use of its fur... winter is coming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbando Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 "Hey, chap, ol' pal, buddy, friend... Did you hit your head or something? That would skin us alive! We'd be bamboozled! Deaded! Killeed to the uttermost amount of death!" Shoeshine exclaimed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 "Don't be daft tin man!" said Dan feigning a British accent. "I meant the beefalo, we could lure that Berserker to them... and if we're quick enough, we could snatch some meat right from under his nose... I mean that figuratively O__O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OswaldTremlor Posted May 19, 2015 Author Share Posted May 19, 2015 Oswald jumped out of his hat and ran to the Beefalo. "HEY BADGER BUTT, COME AND GET ME" shouted Oswald Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Dan scrambles... In a loud whisper Dan said...Wha'dcha... PSSST!! GET BACK HERE!! You're going to get yourself... and us killed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OswaldTremlor Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 Oswald continues to make the Bearger move toward him and the beefalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 (edited) Out of desperation, Dan summons a ticking hologram of himself in front of the giant... Heads for cover...Now, back away carefully... but quickly... Edited May 20, 2015 by Asparagus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbando Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 "Good idea! We just need to anger it and not die! I suggest we use the spider as the bait, and not us! What do you say, ol' pla Dan?" Shoeshine asked, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OswaldTremlor Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 Oswald continues to anger the giant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Tempting, Robot, tempting... I could save my energy and not use the Holo_DAN... but he did give me berries... take cover and let my EXPLODE-E-CLONE take care of it... Bearger notices the Holo_Dan... moves on to pick up some bird seeds from the ground... the Holo_Dan sprints toward the giant and latches on to its leg... the Bearger notices... it swipes at its leg and injures himself but the Holo_Dan was already up to its neck... CRRRRRR crackled the Holo_DAN... then all of a sudden KRrrrRRUUGH... a small mushroom cloud replaces the giant's face... it topples to the ground signifying its defeat... and so does Dan... a couple of Beefalo die, but some remain... Dan lay before them unconscious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OswaldTremlor Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 Oswald falls to his back from the force of the explosion "WHY THE HECK DID YOU RUIN MY PLAN" he growls before jumping to his feet a snarling in the same pose as Webber's character select screen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OswaldTremlor Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 Oswald runs to the unconscious body of Dan and violently shakes him "WHAT DID YOU DO" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Dan, being shaken, does not wake up... his temperature rises... A book with pages littered with moving script falls out of Dan's jacket... it sends an electric shock to whomever touches it with their bare hands... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OswaldTremlor Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 Oswald reaches into his pack and pulls out some ice and places it into a thin bag and puts it on Dan's head. He turns to the book and beings to poke at it with a stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Electricity tries to run up the stick but it can't... HeY! sTOp PoKinG mE! Dan evaporates and the ice bag falls to the ground... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OswaldTremlor Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 Oswald drops the stick and cowers in fear "Are--Are you Alive" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 UhH, YeaH, oF coUrsE I aM! THe NaME's DAN, noW cLosE YoUr mOutH, yOu'rE goNna geT fLiEs iN TherE... unLesS oF coUrsE tHaT's wAnT... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OswaldTremlor Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 "Your Dan, how are you a book?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 NiCe obSerVaTiOn. YEs, I'M a BoOk, nOw CaLm DOwN... I'M DAN, tHe BooK, thE guY YoU gUys WeRe wiTh waS mY oLd BodY... I'M 2000 yeArs oLD. mY LiFE waS cUt shOrt aFteR aN aCcidEnt wiTh SoMe ExPeRimenTal MaGic... BuT noT beFore I tranSfeRred my SoUL iNto My ToMe... NoW, PiCK mE Up, I won'T elecTricuTe yOu... ProbaBly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OswaldTremlor Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 Oswald slowly reached for the book and took hold of it "Well now what" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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