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Demobill    3

The great ogrelord grabs spinorex and rescues him from the white void. As payment shrek eats the chicken whole in front of spinorex forever scaring him. Then drops him off in a swamp where he is soon to be attacked by...

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Battal    9890

Lord Battal, who is very, very angry at the "Great Ogrelord"s rescue.  "You shall pay for foiling my plans, pathetic creature!"  Battal laughs.  Taking out his Poultrynizer, he changes the Poultryination setting to "KFC".  He aims, fires, and a rapidly spinning ball of flaming feathers zooms out of the weapon.  Upon contact with the ogre, it turns him into a chicken and blows the skin off his bones at the same time.  The flesh falls into a conveniently-placed KFC bucket.

 

"As for you, Spinorex...you're coming with me.  Maybe a few years in the Lava Pit of Endless Opera will teach you to run from me!"

 

EDIT: Ninjas.  Ninjas everywhere.

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Spinorex    376

Lord Battal, who is very, very angry at the "Great Ogrelord"s rescue.  "You shall pay for foiling my plans, pathetic creature!"  Battal laughs.  Taking out his Poultrynizer, he changes the Poultryination setting to "KFC".  He aims, fires, and a rapidly spinning ball of flaming feathers zooms out of the weapon.  Upon contact with the ogre, it turns him into a chicken and blows the skin off his bones at the same time.  The flesh falls into a conveniently-placed KFC bucket.

 

"As for you, Spinorex...you're coming with me.  Maybe a few years in the Lava Pit of Endless Opera will teach you to run from me!"

 

EDIT: Ninjas.  Ninjas everywhere.

The SLIME, furious at being ignored began the perilous trek to the Lava Pit of Endless Opera to save Spinorex and destroy Battal once and for all...

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Battal    9890

Meanwhile, at the Lava Pit of Endless Opera...

 

Battal slammed the cage door shut, ignoring Spino's pleads for mercy.  Taking a moment to insert his Eternity Inc. Sound Deflectors, he turned to the torture machine's operating panel.  He hit the "Engage" button.  Spinorex and the cage plummeted into the lava pit, submerging him up the the neck.  Out of tune opera music blasted out of hidden speakers, loud enough to cause immense pain to the eardrums.  Battal pulled another lever, which closed steel blast doors over the Pit.  He took out his earplugs and walked to his forum viewing chamber once more.

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Morgan17    1305

Meanwhile, at the Lava Pit of Endless Opera...

 

Battal slammed the cage door shut, ignoring Spino's pleads for mercy.  Taking a moment to insert his Eternity Inc. Sound Deflectors, he turned to the torture machine's operating panel.  He hit the "Engage" button.  Spinorex and the cage plummeted into the lava pit, submerging him up the the neck.  Out of tune opera music blasted out of hidden speakers, loud enough to cause immense pain to the eardrums.  Battal pulled another lever, which closed steel blast doors over the Pit.  He took out his earplugs and walked to his forum viewing chamber once more.

Mack had awoken in one of Battal's soul jars, unknowing that he had been knocked unconcious because @Spinorex had thrown his mom at him. Mack quickly....

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Spinorex    376

Mack had awoken in one of Battal's soul jars, unknowing that he had been knocked unconcious because @Spinorex had thrown his mom at him. Mack quickly....

Screamed to attempt to shatter the glass to escape. Of course this does not work and draws the attention of THE SOUL EATER which had been contained in a high-security cage. I begins slithering its long snake-like towards Mack's jar through the bars of its cell when suddenly...

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Morgan17    1305

Screamed to attempt to shatter the glass to escape. Of course this does not work and draws the attention of THE SOUL EATER which had been contained in a high-security cage. I begins slithering its long snake-like towards Mack's jar through the bars of its cell when suddenly...

@Spinorex jumps out of the lava pit unscathed, breaks the iron, and shoots THE SOUL EATER in the face with an RPG blaster. This breaks Mack's soul jar, releasing him from his prison and returning to his body placed on the surgical chair.

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Battal    9890

@Spinorex jumps out of the lava pit unscathed, breaks the iron, and shoots THE SOUL EATER in the face with an RPG blaster. This breaks Mack's soul jar, releasing him from his prison and returning to his body placed on the surgical chair.

no.

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Spinorex    376

no.

(As much as you deny it, he already submitted it as part of the story.)

 

@Spinorex jumps out of the lava pit unscathed, breaks the iron, and shoots THE SOUL EATER in the face with an RPG blaster. This breaks Mack's soul jar, releasing him from his prison and returning to his body placed on the surgical chair.

Battal clearly unhappy with the current turn of events, gets up once again to trap both Mack and Spinorex. As Spinorex struggles to get Mack off the surgical chair due to the fact that he never puts any real effort into anything, Battal walks up, a large grin on his face, when right out of the blue....

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Spinorex    376

A new thread appears, continuing the story as it once was!  This paradoxical shift...

could have only been caused by King Batman the 25th on a Blue Moon. Seeing as how that is the only possible explanation,Spinorex uses his future knowledge gained by the paradoxical shift in order to completely bypass mack and escape on his own to have mack fend for himself.

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Morgan17    1305

could have only been caused by King Batman the 25th on a Blue Moon. Seeing as how that is the only possible explanation,Spinorex uses his future knowledge gained by the paradoxical shift in order to completely bypass mack and escape on his own to have mack fend for himself.

Mack pulls out the Heavy's minigun and fires it at the paradoxical shift, causing the bullets to enrage the shift. The shift then....

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Demobill    3

Summons the great and powerful Merasmus from his slumber in the wizard tower. Merasmus takes out his Bombinomicon and brings back spinorex from the lava as a business man. Spinorex then processed to lord Battal trying to sell small action figures from the tv show Thomas the Train.

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Morgan17    1305

Summons the great and powerful Merasmus from his slumber in the wizard tower. Merasmus takes out his Bombinomicon and brings back spinorex from the lava as a business man. Spinorex then processed to lord Battal trying to sell small action figures from the tv show Thomas the Train.

Mack pushes Merasmus into the lava pit, eats the Bombernomicon, and throws @Spinorex's action figures into a soul jar. Being enraged by this, Spin proceeds to...

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