Share your worst idea.

[ForbiddenHat]

adding voice chat in proximity

- "hey dude do you know where base is?"

[GetNerfedOn]

6 minutes ago, ForbiddenHat said:

adding voice chat in proximity

- "hey dude do you know where base is?"

you minding your own business and a faraway scream of HELP ME, HELP ME as a new player gets mauled by a tallbird

heck i should poll if people want that

 

[mima_]

making "where base?" emote shortcut 

[Bumber64]

Woby escapes the constant and gets her own spin-off show. She now lives on a farm where spooky stuff happens.

Edit:
Crabby Hermit (somewhat clueless) and Wagstaff (complete jerk) are also on the farm. (She married Wagstaff after Wilson and Wortox didn't work out.)

[ShadowDuelist]

If you hammer down pig houses, they will rebuild brick and concrete houses.

And put a bounty on your head.

[mima_]

12 minutes ago, ShadowDuelist said:

If you hammer down pig houses, they will rebuild brick and concrete houses.

And put a bounty on your head.

you know what .. this is what i miss from dont starve. they angry at you by demolishing their home. im tired of people hammering and leaving pig homeless. this actually brilliant. hammering pig house will actually put bounty on ur head till u pay tribute to pig king for forgiveness lmao.

[ShadowDuelist]

8 minutes ago, mima_ said:

you know what .. this is what i miss from dont starve. they angry at you by demolishing their home. im tired of people hammering and leaving pig homeless. this actually brilliant. hammering pig house will actually put bounty on ur head till u pay tribute to pig king for forgiveness lmao.

And the bounty will keep growing the more you commit crimes against the pigkind. 
Wurt will quote being very proud to be the most wanted pig criminal since years ago.

[Bumber64]

Wendy can do a magical girl transformation sequence when using the Moon Caller's Staff.

[HellHeater]

39 minutes ago, Bumber64 said:

Wendy can do a magical girl transformation sequence when using the Moon Caller's Staff.

[Chewabacca]

Make Walter lose 2 sanity every cursed round he fires since they use nightmare fuel.

[ShadowDuelist]

Make april’s fools an event during which Wes becomes the most overpowered character in the game by far.

Lasts only a day and can’t be picked in the events selection. During the event Wes is also much taller and muscular, for no particular reason.

[Swiyss]

On 1/22/2025 at 4:55 AM, marshyds said:

klei should make lunar island, the ruins, moonquay, frostjaw island and pearl's island into seperate shards.

this would reward pro players with beefy pcs that can run 7 servers at once.

Make every single pig house a shard, and add a house design similar to hamlet.

2 hours ago, ShadowDuelist said:

And the bounty will keep growing the more you commit crimes against the pigkind. 
Wurt will quote being very proud to be the most wanted pig criminal since years ago.

These are amazing ideas for a follower update.

[Ratituee]

make the sun fall from the sky and there is a new solar island that kills you if you step on it without dragonfly armor (or willow)

[Radicaljoe]

Make the Winter feast table a requirement to eat any crockpot meals, you have to put those meatballs on the plate and eat them slowly to get any benefit. 

It would obviously come with a different table than the Winters feast one, this also buffs healing equipment like salves because you can't just pop pierogi's on a table mid afw fight.

[NPCMaxwell]

3 hours ago, Radicaljoe said:

Make the Winter feast table a requirement to eat any crockpot meals, you have to put those meatballs on the plate and eat them slowly to get any benefit. 

It would obviously come with a different table than the Winters feast one, this also buffs healing equipment like salves because you can't just pop pierogi's on a table mid afw fight.

Make them use the creepy winterfeast eating animation too x_x

[Mysterious box]

On 1/27/2025 at 10:59 PM, Bumber64 said:

Woby escapes the constant and gets her own spin-off show. She now lives on a farm where spooky stuff happens

Going by Walter's short while it's not reflected in the game that already seems to be her relationship with Walter.

 

Spoiler

Couldn't find good consistent sizes...

 

[reddocc]

add wood worms in opposition of wormwood

[Torpzun]

Walter, specifically, should enter the Constant already insane

[Bumber64]

4 hours ago, Mysterious box said:

Going by Walter's short while it's not reflected in the game that already seems to be her relationship with Walter.

I thought they went around solving mysteries in Winona's vehicle and eating trail mix?

[Castiliano]

Release Don’t Starve Together sequel

[HellHeater]

1 hour ago, Castiliano said:

Release Don’t Starve Together sequel

Oh, yeah, that'd be terrible.

[HellHeater]

On 1/28/2025 at 5:46 AM, GetNerfedOn said:

allow players to instantly apply changes they desire to the whole version of the game, which instantly updates every time a player thinks of something they want.

Isn't that kinda like how evolution works?

I feel like after some while, the game version would converge to something actually playable.

[ShadowDuelist]

Add a cholesterol meter that will go up or down depending how healthy is the food you eat. 

[NPCMaxwell]

3 minutes ago, ShadowDuelist said:

Add a cholesterol meter that will go up or down depending how healthy is the food you eat. 

Help I am getting /Ideas/ of making my Maxwell‘s life even worse!!!

*must resist giving him /negative/ health for some of the few food items he‘s accepting to pick up or eat at all*

[Mysterious box]

Wurt should have a 5% chance to tear a page out of sleepytime stories permanently lowering it's max durability.