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GetNerfedOn

Okay hikaru when i said i wanted to see a mate in four earlier i was joking  

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  1. 1. Do you like that the lore of DST has lots of chess references and metaphors?

  2. 2. Do you wish DST was patterned on another board game instead?

  3. 3. Should we be able to play chess ingame against other players?

  4. 4. Should we have Lunar Chess Piece mobs to match existing shadow/mech chess mobs?

  5. 5. Who do you think shall win the current World Chess Championship?

    • Ding Liren (Champion)
      56
    • Gukesh Dommaraju (Challenger)
      31

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HellHeater

HellHeater

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Just now, GetNerfedOn said:

IS THAT A THE THREE LITTLE PRINCESSES REFERENCE?!?!?!?!?!?!

It's a Soothing Sunlight reference written by some librarian in 2016.

1. c4 e5

2. g3 Bc5

3. Nf3 Nc6

4. Bg2 d5

5. b3 dxc4

6. bxc4 Nf6

7. 0-0 Qd7

8. Bb2 b6

9. d3 h6

10. Nbd2 Bb7

11. a4 0-0-0

12. Qc2 Nb4

13. Qc3 a5

14. Nh4 g5

15. Bxb7+ Kxb7

16. Nhf3 Qh3

17. Qxe5 Ng4

18. Qe4+ Kb8

19. Qg6 fxg6

20. Bxh8 Nc2 

21. Rac1 Nb4

22. Rca1 Nd5

23. cxd5 Rxh8 

24. Ne4 Re8

25. Rfe1 Bb4

26. Rad1 Bxe1 

27. Rxe1 Rf8

28. Ned2 h5

29. Rf1 Rxf3

30. Nxf3 h4

31. Re1 h4xg3

32. fxg3 Nh6 

33. Nxg5 Qg4

34. Ne4 Qf3

35. Nf2 Ng4

36. Nxg4 Qxg4

GetNerfedOn

GetNerfedOn

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Just now, HellHeater said:

It's a Soothing Sunlight reference written by some librarian in 2016.

1. c4 e5

2. g3 Bc5

3. Nf3 Nc6

4. Bg2 d5

5. b3 dxc4

6. bxc4 Nf6

7. 0-0 Qd7

8. Bb2 b6

9. d3 h6

10. Nbd2 Bb7

11. a4 0-0-0

12. Qc2 Nb4

13. Qc3 a5

14. Nh4 g5

15. Bxb7+ Kxb7

16. Nhf3 Qh3

17. Qxe5 Ng4

18. Qe4+ Kb8

19. Qg6 fxg6

20. Bxh8 Nc2 

21. Rac1 Nb4

22. Rca1 Nd5

23. cxd5 Rxh8 

24. Ne4 Re8

25. Rfe1 Bb4

26. Rad1 Bxe1 

27. Rxe1 Rf8

28. Ned2 h5

29. Rf1 Rxf3

30. Nxf3 h4

31. Re1 h4xg3

32. fxg3 Nh6 

33. Nxg5 Qg4

34. Ne4 Qf3

35. Nf2 Ng4

36. Nxg4 Qxg4

37. Re8

wait OH GOD YOU READ THAT?!?! 

thanks for the indirect reminder to write again for taht fic oh god

HellHeater

HellHeater

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8 minutes ago, GetNerfedOn said:

wait OH GOD YOU READ THAT?!?! 

thanks for the indirect reminder to write again for taht fic oh god

19 hours later:

1. c4 e5

2. g3 Bc5

3. Nf3 Nc6

4. Bg2 d5

5. b3 dxc4

6. bxc4 Nf6

7. 0-0 Qd7

8. Bb2 b6

9. d3 h6

10. Nbd2 Bb7

11. a4 0-0-0

12. Qc2 Nb4

13. Qc3 a5

14. Nh4 g5

15. Bxb7+ Kxb7

16. Nhf3 Qh3

17. Qxe5 Ng4

18. Qe4+ Kb8

19. Qg6 fxg6

20. Bxh8 Nc2 

21. Rac1 Nb4

22. Rca1 Nd5

23. cxd5 Rxh8 

24. Ne4 Re8

25. Rfe1 Bb4

26. Rad1 Bxe1 

27. Rxe1 Rf8

28. Ned2 h5

29. Rf1 Rxf3

30. Nxf3 h4

31. Re1 h4xg3

32. fxg3 Nh6 

33. Nxg5 Qg4

34. Ne4 Qf3

35. Nf2 Ng4

36. Nxg4 Qxg4

37. Re8+ Kb7

GetNerfedOn

GetNerfedOn

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20 hours ago, HellHeater said:

19 hours later:

1. c4 e5

2. g3 Bc5

3. Nf3 Nc6

4. Bg2 d5

5. b3 dxc4

6. bxc4 Nf6

7. 0-0 Qd7

8. Bb2 b6

9. d3 h6

10. Nbd2 Bb7

11. a4 0-0-0

12. Qc2 Nb4

13. Qc3 a5

14. Nh4 g5

15. Bxb7+ Kxb7

16. Nhf3 Qh3

17. Qxe5 Ng4

18. Qe4+ Kb8

19. Qg6 fxg6

20. Bxh8 Nc2 

21. Rac1 Nb4

22. Rca1 Nd5

23. cxd5 Rxh8 

24. Ne4 Re8

25. Rfe1 Bb4

26. Rad1 Bxe1 

27. Rxe1 Rf8

28. Ned2 h5

29. Rf1 Rxf3

30. Nxf3 h4

31. Re1 h4xg3

32. fxg3 Nh6 

33. Nxg5 Qg4

34. Ne4 Qf3

35. Nf2 Ng4

36. Nxg4 Qxg4

37. Re8+ Kb7

38. Rh8

20 hours later...

HellHeater

HellHeater

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27 minutes ago, GetNerfedOn said:

20 hours later...

Someone is bored at work.

1. c4 e5

2. g3 Bc5

3. Nf3 Nc6

4. Bg2 d5

5. b3 dxc4

6. bxc4 Nf6

7. 0-0 Qd7

8. Bb2 b6

9. d3 h6

10. Nbd2 Bb7

11. a4 0-0-0

12. Qc2 Nb4

13. Qc3 a5

14. Nh4 g5

15. Bxb7+ Kxb7

16. Nhf3 Qh3

17. Qxe5 Ng4

18. Qe4+ Kb8

19. Qg6 fxg6

20. Bxh8 Nc2 

21. Rac1 Nb4

22. Rca1 Nd5

23. cxd5 Rxh8 

24. Ne4 Re8

25. Rfe1 Bb4

26. Rad1 Bxe1 

27. Rxe1 Rf8

28. Ned2 h5

29. Rf1 Rxf3

30. Nxf3 h4

31. Re1 h4xg3

32. fxg3 Nh6 

33. Nxg5 Qg4

34. Ne4 Qf3

35. Nf2 Ng4

36. Nxg4 Qxg4

37. Re8+ Kb7

38. Rh8 ohohohohohohohooo OOOOOHHOOHOOOOOO NOOOO WAAAYYYY NOOOOOOOO WAAYYY

QUEEN DEE FOUR CHECK

Also you haven't moved your e pawn yet what?

Anyway that was surely the craziest bathroom break in a while

GetNerfedOn

GetNerfedOn

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31 minutes ago, HellHeater said:

ohohohohohohohooo OOOOOHHOOHOOOOOO NOOOO WAAAYYYY NOOOOOOOO WAAYYY

garry-kasparov-blunder.gif

1. c4 e5

2. g3 Bc5

3. Nf3 Nc6

4. Bg2 d5

5. b3 dxc4

6. bxc4 Nf6

7. 0-0 Qd7

8. Bb2 b6

9. d3 h6

10. Nbd2 Bb7

11. a4 0-0-0

12. Qc2 Nb4

13. Qc3 a5

14. Nh4 g5

15. Bxb7+ Kxb7

16. Nhf3 Qh3

17. Qxe5 Ng4

18. Qe4+ Kb8

19. Qg6 fxg6

20. Bxh8 Nc2 

21. Rac1 Nb4

22. Rca1 Nd5

23. cxd5 Rxh8 

24. Ne4 Re8

25. Rfe1 Bb4

26. Rad1 Bxe1 

27. Rxe1 Rf8

28. Ned2 h5

29. Rf1 Rxf3

30. Nxf3 h4

31. Re1 h4xg3

32. fxg3 Nh6 

33. Nxg5 Qg4

34. Ne4 Qf3

35. Nf2 Ng4

36. Nxg4 Qxg4

37. Re8+ Kb7

38. Rh8 Qd4+ 

39. RF2!! Kf1

HellHeater

HellHeater

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18 minutes ago, GetNerfedOn said:

garry-kasparov-blunder.gif

1. c4 e5

2. g3 Bc5

3. Nf3 Nc6

4. Bg2 d5

5. b3 dxc4

6. bxc4 Nf6

7. 0-0 Qd7

8. Bb2 b6

9. d3 h6

10. Nbd2 Bb7

11. a4 0-0-0

12. Qc2 Nb4

13. Qc3 a5

14. Nh4 g5

15. Bxb7+ Kxb7

16. Nhf3 Qh3

17. Qxe5 Ng4

18. Qe4+ Kb8

19. Qg6 fxg6

20. Bxh8 Nc2 

21. Rac1 Nb4

22. Rca1 Nd5

23. cxd5 Rxh8 

24. Ne4 Re8

25. Rfe1 Bb4

26. Rad1 Bxe1 

27. Rxe1 Rf8

28. Ned2 h5

29. Rf1 Rxf3

30. Nxf3 h4

31. Re1 h4xg3

32. fxg3 Nh6 

33. Nxg5 Qg4

34. Ne4 Qf3

35. Nf2 Ng4

36. Nxg4 Qxg4

37. Re8+ Kb7

38. Rh8 Qd4+ 

39. Kf1 Qxh8 >:D

 

GetNerfedOn

GetNerfedOn

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Just now, HellHeater said:

 

Okay if the rook were still kn the board i would have attempted an Eric Rosen and fished for a stalemate somewhere, but now tis just a foregone conclusion; you can immediately drop back toy side of the board, find fork checks, promote a pawn.

I hereby resign! Well played, @HellHeater. I shall bestow upon you one of my most prized skins. HMU in dms.

Also until the next chess championship rolls around, I'm going to change my PFP to the most apt thing I can change it to.

 

HellHeater

HellHeater

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20 minutes ago, GetNerfedOn said:

Okay if the rook were still kn the board i would have attempted an Eric Rosen and fished for a stalemate somewhere, but now tis just a foregone conclusion; you can immediately drop back toy side of the board, find fork checks, promote a pawn.

I hereby resign! Well played, @HellHeater. I shall bestow upon you one of my most prized skins. HMU in dms.

Also until the next chess championship rolls around, I'm going to change my PFP to the most apt thing I can change it to.

 

Good game, I'll play the moves on lichess now to see what happened. Thanks for the fun, and thanks for the offer. It's not necesarry don't bother with it. Thank you.

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We both forgot about THAT pawn.

Oh man.

It dawned on me right after my last move that if e pawn was never moved.. then what happened when my queen was at f3??? I rushed to lichess lmao

GetNerfedOn

GetNerfedOn

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1 minute ago, HellHeater said:

Good game, I'll play the moves on lichess now to see what happened. Thanks for the fun, and thanks for the offer. It's not necesarry don't bother with it. Thank you.

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We both forgot about THAT pawn.

Oh man.

So i resigned essentially for nothing?!?!??!

(Tbf we have made a number of illegal moves that can make any arbiter cry)

Nah the resignation stands no takebacks in this case!

But i insist on the skin we can't have a "the true chess was the friends we made along the way" ending

HellHeater

HellHeater

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8 minutes ago, GetNerfedOn said:

Tbf we have made a number of illegal moves that can make any arbiter cry

Shockingly no, I thought a lot of moves were illegal at first and then realised I just missed a move. This is the only illegal move lol.

Here is the game up until the transparent pawn:

https://lichess.org/u356Yy2X/white

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8 minutes ago, GetNerfedOn said:

But i insist on the skin we can't have a "the true chess was the friends we made along the way" ending

True, we did become friends :D

Friendship won here, not Klei smh

Also, @GetNerfedOn we can totally take back to the move 36. No one to stop us lets finish the game they way Garry Chess himself intended.

HellHeater

HellHeater

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On 12/6/2024 at 8:44 AM, HellHeater said:

I have a stupid funny joke for when you do a long bishop move and miss some pieces that were in between but I never got the chance. 

 

On 12/18/2024 at 2:47 PM, GetNerfedOn said:

37. Re8

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I thought I'd never get to do this joke.

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