Rehash some old quotes

[The 2C3D]

So, some of the best lines in DST are the seasonal event items, when a player examines a player and the new(er) trinket lines, and it’s the third set, the new trinket lines, that I’m interested in looking at a little more. Once upon who knows when (probably ANR, but that’s not the point) someone at Klei rewrote the examination lines for the trinkets. I don’t know why they did this, but these lines are great.  This is just a suggestion that perhaps it’s time to do this to some more sets of items. Not well known ones like “It’s all piney” but the dull ones no one cares about, a prime example of this kind of weak quote be Wilson quote for examining boards. Do you know what it is? It is.....

Spoiler

“Boards.”

Such an uninsightful quote leaves the reader quite rather bored of their boards. Such examinations are comparable to a Wes examination. But perhaps you’re bored of Wilson’s declaration that Boards are “Boards.” So compare his quote for the bent spork trinket “A horrifyingly failed utensil fusion. I guess science *can* go too far." Yes, some of these old lines really could use some polish, and we really won’t miss some of these old ones. If you had to change one line, please make it Wendy’s line for examining Abigail. “It’s my twin sister, Abigail.” How passionate. Deeply moving. Did someone give Wendy a lombotomy while I wasn’t looking? Woodie does a better job of establishing a relationship with his AXE. (“I Love Lucy”)

Jokes aside, we aren’t going to miss these lines, please.

[Diaboliko]

Well, they made it nice in Hamlet.Wilson says "Science says" before declaring the obvious. Though giving option to randomly choose item description from predefined values would be cool. Then just leave creation of new strings to the readers of Maxwell memes. It will be a cancer, but it would fit the game nicely? Like, examining stuff is actually a fun thing. Sometimes.