Captains Log

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Stardate 833.2. Base Command Gossmann's log.

Today we launched Ren on our very first Rocket to the nearby Carbon Asteroid. Our hopes are with our dear dupe-friend and his safe return.

Stardate 835.1. Captain Ren's log.

I just passed a nasty meteor cloud. Luckily it barely scratched my hull. Engineer Mae just installed our bases bunker roof. Right on time for meteor season. Bless Print-Os.

Stardate 840.0. Base Janitor Stinky's log.

Whatta day! Their lofty Tin-Shell just crash'd down through the silo. Right when i mop'd the place! Straight through the bunker doors like they'r nothin! And when the rest went congregatin' to carry Ren from his capsule, he was gone. Just thin air in there. Boy, were they disappoint'd. Sum even cried. But not me.

And all that rockit brought back was some blasted carbon, coal, a tee-shirt witha stupid slogin on it and diamons. Diamons! Like we donat have 'nough of those already. Freeze-cold on topofit. And who's suppos'd to clean the wholla mess 'gain? Me, poor ol' Stinky!