J20hawkz Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I'm calling dibs on a new monster Squirrels. I can picture it now. 1. Wilson Chops a Deciduous Tree.2. Acorns Drop.3. Wilson Collects acorns.4. Wilson then proceeds to another deciduous tree.5. Begins to chop and collect acorns.6. Wilson is tired and exhausted. Chopping trees all day is hard work right.7. Wilson opens back pack.8. Wilson takes out a single acorn and admires it.9. Wilson comes close to placing acorn in mouth....10. NINJA SQUIRREL ATTACK!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I'm calling dibs on a new monster Squirrels.The most vicious of creatures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilleniumCount Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Or even m ore vicious...Owlrrels or Squirowls from Feb 2013, never delete something, it helps They eat acorns, moles and jackalopes......evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismilk Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 They should act like gobblers when you cut down a tree. Then run really fast up trees and steal acorns from them causing you to only receive logs. Of course a way to kill them would be to lure them with acorns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J20hawkz Posted March 4, 2014 Author Share Posted March 4, 2014 They should act like gobblers when you cut down a tree. Then run really fast up trees and steal acorns from them causing you to only receive logs. Of course a way to kill them would be to lure them with acorns. Why do I suddenly feel there should be a Slingshot added into the game. They steal our acorns we shoot pine cones at them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ObsidianKing Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 They should look like Scrat from Ice Age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UL7RA Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Why do I suddenly feel there should be a Slingshot added into the game. They steal our acorns we shoot pine cones at them!And make it so you can shoot Walrus Tusks at things. For like 1 hit kill except bosses. And some kind of poison dart. And some common cold mechanic! AND MAKE WILSON PRODUCE SNOT BALL, WHICH IS BURNABLE.Edit: Oh god, what's wrong with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangreneday Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I REALLY like the idea of using a slingshot -- Two sticks, two webs, uses rocks, acorns, flint, whathaveyou. It probably doesn't have much damage but could possibly take out a bunny in two hits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UL7RA Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Wolfgang in his final form should be able to one hit bunnies with stones using only BARE HANDS. Don't try this at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangreneday Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Honestly, throwing stones seems like it should be a mechanic. Maybe 4 rocks to kill a bunny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UL7RA Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 It would take 4 rocks to kill you irl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J20hawkz Posted March 4, 2014 Author Share Posted March 4, 2014 It would take 4 rocks to kill you irl.I hope you haven't tried and tested this theory.......*slowly edges over to telephone* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UL7RA Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 'List of criminals from around the world... You can help complete it' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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