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Remember this thread? I originally wanted to necro it but I don't know if people would take too kindly to that...

Someone wrote their own version on Tumblr and sang it! :D I wonder if she's a forumer here too.

Her lyrics (May be spoilerish!):

Stray too far from your base to get back

Be unprepared for a hound attack

Aggravate a hive of bees

Chop down just one too many trees

Dumb ways to die

So many Dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to di-ha-hai

So many dumb ways to die.

Forget your heat stone in the cold

Let all your meaty stews get old

Find pigs on full moon nights

Let all your torches and lanterns run out of light

Dumb ways to die

So many Dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to di-ha-hai

So many dumb ways to die.

As Wolfgang, don’t eat enough

Assume Tallbirds aren’t so tough

Let lightning burn your whole base down

Try to dodge Bishops just by runnin’ around

Dumb ways to die

So many Dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to di-ha-hai

So many dumb ways to die.

Make a vest that’s just too Breezy

Make 5 or more Meat Effigies

Eat Taffy when your HP is 2

I wonder, what do these Things do?

Dumb ways to die

So many Dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to di-ha-ha-hai… …

So many dumb ways to die.

Go out like Willow says, “in a blaze of glory"

Find some more Adventurous worlds to see

Wait for the hands to extinguish your fire

Realize the rain’s become a little slimy

Find out who the final boss really is

They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die

The dumbest ways to die!

The dumbest ways to di-ha-ha-hai…

So many dumb-

So many dumb ways to die.

"Don’t Starve; A message from Klei."

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