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I'm going to eventually delete this but I wanted to warn everybody so they don't follow my path. Today we are mourning the loss of my newest collecting endeavor, my love for collecting in general and possibly my entire collection as a whole. My downfall: the Wendy Heirloom Elegant Guest of Honor Skin, something I saved money up for through piles of pocket change and belly button lint set aside from my bills to buy to continue my ongoing DST collection spree, I had been eying this skin from afar, watching it's price go higher and higher and desperately pocketed loose dollars that I should have honestly been spending on my meals, smh. I headed to the forums desperately begging someone to become a seller and even inflating the last sold price by four bucks to see if someone, anyone could get me this coveted beauty, mentioning I was a collector, noting I was the highest current bidder, which I was, I had the wallet cash to back it up and that anyone could pick a higher price and I'd quickly pull more money from my void bag to get it, they'd list the item and I'd buy posthaste. I later commented on my own post mentioning I needed Heirloom specifically as I said I wanted the normal skin in my original and two hours later I was sent to the vicious depths of the Atrium and beaten by the Shadowbanning Fuelweaver into submission. Fie! Fie! 'Comment' was my only word of salvation from the Valve Gods. I've come up with theories, scoured my room and placed thumbtacks and scribbles upon my wall and believe the word 'buy' was my downfall. Beware! Beware!!! Don't follow my foolish path lest ye be obliterated by the Shadowbanning Fuelweaver!!!!

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I was enslaved by l'appel du vide, A true call of the void moment, I don't usually post publicly, I put myself out there expressing my utter desperation and obsession with collecting, even begged for what I wanted only to be practically crushed, beaten and then spit on for my troubles, I'll probably never use the marketplace again if they reinstate my account, It isn't in my nature to rebel after being forced to fall in line, especially when my teachers have barely guided me, handed me a stick and told me to go fight the bear that just mauled me to near end. I've been taught to be less daring from now on, I'd rather stay plain and simple than having everything I want all the time if it comes with strings attached. :dispirited: Misery is not worth my efforts.

 

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