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These are some jokes or stereotypes ive seen repeated for certain characters, i decided to list some of them. Do not take these seriously, these are jokes and or stereotypes, not a lexicon on how everyone who plays a certain character acts. This is based off public servers.

 

 

  • Wilson

Where is base?
 

  • Willow

Nice base, shame if something happened to it.

 

  • Wolfgang

Our icebox.

 

  • Wendy

Stereotypical new player.

 

  • WX-78

GEARS ARE THE FINEST MEAL AND THOSE WHO SAY OTHERWISE SHALL HAVE THEIR ICEBOXES HAMMERED.

 

  • Wickerbottom

That one person that speaks in overly fancy words to sound smart. Im grasping at straws here.

 

  • Woodie

The man is a walking mismash of every canadian stereotype, what more do i need to say?

 

  • Wes

Wes OP best character broken etc
 

  • Maxwell

Maxwell Gaming. 

 

  • Wigfrid

Hold F to win

 

  • Webber

I never got those pig racism jokes. If you saw a spider the size of you you'd freak out too.

 

  • Winona

Switch to Winona, make farms and 360 tape, switch back.

 

  • Warly

Gordon Ramsay.

 

  • Wortox

The sequel to eating your entire icebox

 

  • Wormwood

Living log printer 3000

 

  • Wurt

I don't know any Wurt jokes. Anyone else got any? I guess the whole debate if Wurt is OP or the worst character ever?

 

  • Walter

Campfire stories apparently have a real life sanity drain of 50 per second according to people who listen to it.

 

  • Wanda

Day 80000 megabase with backtreks everywhere.




Not sure why i made this.

Wurt is the best character in the game and the worst at the same time. 

You can say she's a vegan I guess. She's more like a "don't mind 500 mermkind following me, be right back florp" then proceeds to destroy a whole forest or obliterate dragonfly.

14 minutes ago, Swiyss said:

Wurt is the best character in the game and the worst at the same time. 

You can say she's a vegan I guess. She's more like a "don't mind 500 mermkind following me, be right back florp" then proceeds to destroy a whole forest or obliterate dragonfly.

My first megabase was with Wurt. Didnt get very big, but dfly and bq were consistently farmed.

4 hours ago, ShyRasan123 said:

I don't know any Wurt jokes. Anyone else got any? I guess the whole debate if Wurt is OP or the worst character ever?

When I joined DST people were making fun of her because she wasn't a very popular pick. The joke was there were only 4 Wurt mains out there somewhere.

Wilson's desire to cook meatballs and steal them from ur fridge will always be an insoluble meme forever defining the character. it is an injustice that klei made Wilson's favorite food bacon and eggs when we all know it's meatballs

Warly's meme is that he is waiting for you to die so he can eat your bones in bone bouillon.

8 hours ago, Bird Up said:

Warly's meme is that he is waiting for you to die so he can eat your bones in bone bouillon.

Hey! Don't slander us Warly mains! We're better than that. We push you into darkness to speed up the process.

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