Don't Starve Story - Written by Retro

[RetroGamer2000]

Here is a Don't Starve Story i written.Enjoy!Day OneMy name is Higgsbury, Wilson Pirate Higgsbury, i live on a devilish island, and i must say, i am a Gentleman! Not just a regular Gentleman, A Scientist! That is a Gentleman. You will soon see my story...I woke up having no idea where i was or what happened, there stood a man by the name of Maxwell, god i hate that guy, he supposedly dumped me here in this wilderness, his words were: "Say pal you don't look so good, you better find something to eat before night comes.' Jerkish words! Then he disappeared and i never seen him again. I carefully got up and looked around, seemed like a normal place...So quickly i reacted and gathered materials like, grass, twigs, flint, and of course food. I thought to myself "I'm gonna need logs for a fire... So with the power of my MIND, i made a Axe made out of Twigs and flint, time to get to chopping! I gathered 20 Logs, 40 Grass and Twigs, and as much food as i can. I realized that the food will soon be rotten, but, i could do nothing about it. Soon it became Dusk, i made a fire so i wouldn't be cold or in pitch blackness. "Nice and comfy." I said warm and cozy, then i realized i needed to cook my food, then it would taste better and be more fresh! "Now, where did i put my morsels?" *Looks in Quickbar* "Oh, there it is!" And so i enjoyeda belly full of Morsels and other food, and slept the night...What will happen next?!To be continued..........Day Two"Ugh, my head." I said holding my head, it was the morning of Day 2, i needed to explore my surroundings. I came across a fancy House, i peeked in and everything looked Pig-Shaped, then i heard a snort. "UGLY MONKEY MAN! Y U NO PIG!?!" "Dear god!" I yelled! And then i fell to the ground. when i woke up, there was a bunch of pigs saying "HA! UGLY MONKEY MAN! XD" I had a feeling right away that these guys were not intelligent, there was one way to find out. I asked it... "What's 1+1?" He said "69" "Incorrect...." I said and sighed, i decided to spend the night at the village. It was night time and i gave the pigs some meat, now they are part of my entourage! "U FRIEND" They said happily. "Oh! Look a pretty full moon!" I said as a Full Moon came out. "So piggi- AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" "W-w-w-WEREPIGS!" "AHH!" I yelled running with a torch, it was morning, the piggies fell asleep... "This will teach them! Mwahaha!" I said as i get out an Axe. The pigs were dead, and i had food, it was a strange day indeed...To be continued........

Edited March 9, 2013 by RetroGamer2000

[MilleniumCount]

Nice one so far. Using the break of the fourth wall, do you? It's funny if you don't overuse it. I'm waiting for you to continue.I wished my english would be better...but with my current skill I'm not sure if I could write down the story I'm thinking about good enough.

[RetroGamer2000]

Day Two is out!What do you think?

[RetroGamer2000]

After a long time, i returned to this thread! I decided to update Day 2.