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Okay... Two paths.... Two dark shadowy directions that I can go..... One may lead to absolute doom, maybe... I'll take the right path! No wait, what if there is a bunch of stalactites in that path and there is an earthquake! I'll go left, but wait, what if there is a giant mutant cave spider! RIGHT, NO LEFT, NO RIGHT! GAH! I'M GOING LEFT!

Okay, this path seems okay, I have made the right path, I didn't go right though, by right I mean- Why am I talking to myself? Nothing can possibly go wrong with this pa-

-The albino batilisk then crosses paths with the group, and the batilisk notices some of the groupmembers are demon-

....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAAAH! YOU SHALL NOT CATCH M-

-The bat hits a stalagmite but quickly gets back up and continues flying-

I SHALL EVADE YO-

-The bat hits a stalactite-

I WILL ESCA-

-The bat hits a pillar-

Okay, I'm probably going to die... WAIT! NO! I WILL NOT GIVE UP! -The bat flies faster-

HE'S AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE!

Yes, please, let me go! White bats with red eyes don't taste as good as normal ones! Well, actually if you read some books about spelunking and what-not it says albino batilisks taste better then normal bats, so I guess I'm lying, but I don't really know, I'm not cannibalist- WAIT, WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS?!?!

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