joke Jojo Wes

[Saladmanders]

JOJO WES

Obviously this is a joke. But What if Wes was better,

like, much, much better?

Jojo Wes has 200 health, 165 hunger & 75 sanity

Negatives

• Cannot use tools (exception being balloons)
• Cannot wear body slot armor (exception being balloons)
• Even more susceptible to freezing & overheating
• Is afraid of knives, especially throwing ones
• All mobs, every single one including pigmen, bunnymen, catcoons prioritize killing Jojo Wes
• Sanity auras drastically effect Buff Wes
• Balloons cost 2x more sanity & deal double damage when popped to Jojo Wes
• Lightning strikes Wes whenever (day, night, winter, whenever)
• Jojo Wes cannot gain hunger, sanity or health from anything not sweet (Meatballs bad, Berries good, etc.) Anything Wes eats that isn't sweet will cause him to become groggy.
• Butterflies deal 50 damage to Jojo Wes only (because why not) & spawn 2x more often
• 2x more Nightmare creatures will spawn

 

Positives

In return,

• Says "Ora" every time he attacks.
• 1% chance to say "muda", "dorara..." instead.
• Balloons look like different stands.
• 1.25x faster walk speed.
• Do 25 damage per punch & attack 4x faster than a normal player with a weapon. (So you attack, 8x every second).
• Jojo Wes' arms can also chop, mine, dig, hammer, shave & paddle way faster than the average player.
• Say 'Ora' & mime instead of just "..." That means you can talk to plants! I guess.
• Get Butter 4x more frequently. (And yes, butter is sweet).

Make 'Constant Cap' which costs the same as a 'Balloon Helmet', has 200 durability, blocks lightning, has wetness resistance.Has 60% damage reduction. Restores 4 sanity per minute. Once worn, it merges with Jojo Wes' hair & cannot come off until Wes shaves himself or when Constant Cap pops, taking away 20 sanity & 5 health from Jojo Wes.

Make 'Constant Uniform', even adorned with a chain. Has 250 durability, Costs the same as an 'Inflatable Vest '. Has 75% damage reduction, gives Jojo Wes 60 Insulation & 60 Overheating Resistance, immune to wetness & makes neutral mobs stay neutral. Restores 4 sanity per minute. When Constant Uniform pops, 5 sanity & 20 health is taken away from Jojo Wes.

Balloon Stand

Create "Helium Breakdown", made with 5 balloons, 3 nightmare fuel & 3 Butterflies (Dead or Alive)

Follows Jojo Wes around & gives him new abilities, loses durability over time & becomes heavier as a result, giving him stronger punches over time.

What it does,

Positives

• Attacks for Jojo Wes now
• Says everything in caps
• Has no Durability (similiar to Hambat)
• Gives Jojo Wes 16x attack speed to "ORA, ORA" even more.
• Increases Jojo Wes attack range
• Allows you to stop time for 5 seconds, has a 10 second cooldown. While time is stopped, all non-follower mobs are stopped. Players & Jojo Wes may still move.
• Acts like a Lightning rod
• Lasts for 5 days. Each day that passes gives Helium Breakdown a 1.1x attack boost
• Can catch projectiles (E.G. Bishop laser, Mactusk, Ewecus, etc.)

Negatives

• Taunts all mobs around it
• Damage inflicted to Helium Breakdown deals damage to Wes as well. (So AOE damage will be even worse)
• Extremely flammable
• Cannot Kill Butterflies
• Will not work in Complete Darkness
• Works worse if Buff Wes is too cold or too hot
• Won't attack if Buff Wes has 25 sanity or less
• Anything Helium Breakdown kills will raise Jojo Wes' naughtiness by 1, by 2 if the creatures were innocent

 

Yes, I'm a Jojo fan

Yes, this may be overpowered

Yes, I've been thinking too much

No, I'm not crazy (probably)

 

Thanks for reading!

Also check out part 2 of this post if you want. 

 

[Saladmanders]

I’d like to know if you all would like to see more of these joke ‘Skilltrees’. They’re fun to do & aren’t to be taken seriously so I can more freely imagine ideas for characters.

 

Also any Jojo fans?