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Hello, everybody! I made a parody of CaptainSparklez's Revenge, named "Deerclops? Ow man".


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(This was also posted on Reddit by u/YesILikePizza, who is me)

 

Deerclops? 

Ow man...

So we back in the forest

Got our axe swinging from side to side

(Side side to side)

This task? A grueling one

Hoping to find some gold tonight

(Gold gold tonight)

 

Heads up

You hear a growl, turn around and look up

Total fear fills your body

Oh no, it’s you again

I can never forget this eye eye eye

(Eye eye eye eye)

 

‘Cause, Wendy, tonight

The Deerclops tryna break our base again

‘Cause, Wendy, tonight

Grab your helmet, log suit and spear again

(Log suit again)

And run, run, until it’s done, done

Until the Deerclops despawns in the morn’

 

‘Cause, Wendy, tonight

The Deerclops tryna break our base again

Just when you thing you’re safe

Overhear some growling from right behind

(Right right behind)

That’s a nice base you have

Shame it’s gotta end at this time, time, time

(Time time time time)

 

Freeze up

Then your health bar drops and you could use a spider gland

Get inside, don't be tardy

So now you're stuck in there

One HP is left, but don't die, die, die 

(Die die die die)

 

‘Cause, Wendy, tonight

The Deerclops tryna break our base again

‘Cause, Wendy, tonight

Grab your helmet, log suit and spear again

(Log suit again)

And run, run, until it’s done, done

Until the Deerclops despawns in the morn’

 

Deerclops, you're mine, haha

Kill up pigmen, 

And craft those ,ambats

And make some log suits, 

Get it, Deerclops, go and kite that like you so MLG pro 

The bat's made of pig butts, so come at me bro

Huh? Training in your room under the torchlight

Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight

Every single day and the whole night

Deerclops out prowlin', woo, alright

Look at me, look at you

Take my revenge, that's what I'm gonna do I'm a warrior, Deerclops, what else is new? 

And my bat's gonna kite through you, bring it

 

'Cause, Wendy, tonight

The Deerclops tryna break our base again

(Gather your stuff, yeah, let's take back the world, haha) 

Yeah, Wendy, tonight

Grab your spear, log suit and go

(It's on) 

Take your revenge (Woo), oh-oh-oh-oh 

So fight, fight, like it's the last, last night of your life, life

Show them your bite (Woo)

 

‘Cause, Wendy, tonight

The Deerclops tryna break our base again

‘Cause, Wendy, tonight

Grab your helmet, log suit and spear again

(Log suit again)

And run, run, until it’s done, done

Until the Deerclops despawns in the morn’

 

‘Cause, Wendy, tonight (Come on, go for the eyes)

The Deerclops tryna break our base again (Come on, summon Abigail and terrorize)

(Woo)

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I suppose "CaptainSparklez" is such a recognizable brand name everyone of us must surely know it.

And of course, again, everyone must surely know le "Revenge" of Captn.Sparkle, silly me!

 

Nice and dandy sweet like candy, but I think you, OP, missed the correct section for such... fan-fic I reckon: [Don't Starve Together] Tales of Life and Death. You're welcome!

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