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Bernie the mctusk killer

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Gonna be quite a short story :

When I play DST I often join pubs and that's what I did on that day,

It was day 26/27 while I joined, and I love randomizing the character that I'll be, so I did.

I get Willow, probably the worst winter starter but I can shake it off, I use Bernie for the free heat and light lone trees on fire to get myself warm.

On my research for grass and twigs I found a wormhole that lead me to a triple mctusk biome. 

The wormhole was hugging the igloo but thankfully it was day and the walruses were far from home.

I make myself a grass suit (don't flame) and decide to go on a walrus hunt but I had no flint and just a Bernie in hand, I still try my luck and go after a mctusk for his loot.

I run past the dogs, and freezing starts making me die fast, I lead mctusk far from his home and he begins walking back, I smash his head with my Bernie until it dies and he gives me a tam o shanter and a tusk, all I needed for my winter.

I killed deerclops and klaus with moral support of the local wormwood.

After that spring and summer were a breeze.

Moral of the story : when you got nothing to smack people with just use your childhood friend !


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