Horrors-From the Perspective of a Madman

[Luggs]

For maximum effect, read in a sing-songy voice.

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You think you're safe. You think you can just hide away, behind your walls. Behind your traps. Heheheheh. But you're nooooot. They'll get you. Ain't no doubt about it. Might as well help ya. After all. Ain't like you have anyone else who will help you.

The Eyes

They're always watching. Just....staring at you from the shadows. You can try to face them all you want. You're never going to catch them. They'll always slip through your fingers like sand....

Beardlings

You think those rabbits are harmless but you'll see. They'll show their true colors soon enough. That soft fur of their's is just a disguise. It's true nature is.....itchy. Scratchy black hair. They'll still run from you though. But they're not afraid....they're reporting things to the higher ups.

Mr. Skits

Bloody coward he is. He stands at a distance, ready to fight ya. But the moment you take a step towards him, he slithers away. You'll never get close to him. Besides....he's the least of your worries