DST mains but I’m glazing over every character

[Balter]

Wilson: You are the OG, a player of DST since day one as well as a veteran. You like playing this character because you embrace the classics and think everyone else is busted.

Willow: You stand strong despite the many changes to your character. You also lobbied Klei to give you back the fire immunity and infinite lighter durability, they did but not without effects. Now a days your rep is ruined by the many trolls on pub but you know deep in your heart they aren’t true mains like you.

Wendy: Your a pacifist. You don’t really care about mains and think they’re stupid. You love chilling and listening to Spotify while farming and doing ghost quests. Also you are a normal and pretty reasonable person compared to everyone.

Wolfgang: You’re so awesome so skilled. You kill bosses for breakfast and everyone wants you on their team. You play Wolfgang because you are a sigma male/chad. You know for a fact that Wolfgang is the weakest because of his nerfs but that’s what makes you more skilled than everyone else despite what the haters say. You also deserve 10 rounds of applause and praise for every boss you kill.

Wickerbottom: You are the go getter of the team, you are the one building bases and doing what everyone else thinks is boring while they do their nonsense. Despite never really being appreciated and others stealing your book you know that you are what holds the team together and that’s what keeps you going.

 

Webber: Cannibalistic and self reliant. Despite these traits you are very silly. you don’t play the game seriously. You believe everyone should have at least one pet spider in their inventory for the funnies. You are the least likely to care about dying, you even sometimes find it hilarious.

 

WX-78: Efficient and highly adaptable you can survive way better on way less than any other so-called survivor. Every time someone fails to survive you laugh and point at them to prove you are better and in a way you are correct, that’s because they were weaker than you thus you won the surviving competition over them.

 

Woodie: 1 stack 2 stack 3 stack of wood? Those are rookie numbers for you. Think 10 stacks of boards, that’s the level of wood you can get compared to what others perceive as a lot. You are a wood resourcerer and not just because you chop better but you can be selective. Compared to other gatherers you are a precise when they do it recklessly.

Wigfrid: Unlike everyone else with their own gimmicky playstyle you are straight to the point. To survive you must hunt. You are also the least likely to backdown from any given challenge even if it means certain death. While many people would waste their time reading attack patterns or backing away from the unknown you’d face them head on and it works for the most part.

 

Winona: With you around base can become 10 times more secure. You also love turning everything into 1987. With enough prep time you can kill anything, you are like the Batman of the group. You can fight on another level compared to everyone else. You have the power to make anyone feel inadequate of their own abilities with your scarily good machines.

 

Wes: You are a martyr. You help others with great costs to yourself, you give others your own sanity so they won’t face insanity despite your own sanity. No one else can be as selfless as you.

 

Maxwell: Honestly you believe that just having 75 hp isn’t that much of a downside when you can easily heal yourself. You are surprised that others see this as a weakness when you can save days doing absolutely nothing and having twice the mats as them. You also take great pride in styling on those peasants.

 

Walter: Walter is garbage and you know he is garbage but that won’t stop you from playing him to prove a point. Using the slingshot? Nah, melee weapons are better than that POS. Wearing a Pinehat? Nah, I’d rather use a football helmet for defense. Riding Woby? Nah, she’s slow compared to a beefalo and doesn’t even absorb damage. If you do all 3 congrats, you sir are a true Walter main.

 

Wormwood: You are not just a farmer like what everyone else thinks but a fighter, and a pretty darn good one at that. Sadly you are also the most irresistible character in the constant. So much so people will chase after you to personally drag you into their bases.

 

Warly: Megabasers see you as a quirky tool however you are more than that. People have grown fond of you consistently shoving food into their mouths that they started calling you camp mum. You are adventurous and you also unironically have explored more of the world than any other character in search of ingredients, it’s quite a shame no one asks you for a map.

 

Wortox: You are the best team player. Those around you stand in awe wishing they could be you, you are basically free advertisement for why people should buy Wortox. You love carrying everyone. You play Wortox because you like his design and totally not because you’re a furry.

 

Wurt: You don’t rely on teams and you also know you are better than Maxwell because unlike him you have to put in effort to get your minions and with time you can become stronger than him. In your opinion what makes Wurt special is that only you can see her amazing abilities while everyone else are asleep. You relish every day 20 on a server when you prove those fools wrong when you slayed every surface boss with your minions.

 

Wanda: You enjoy the niche ability of eating more taffy than anyone else without dying. You are rarely asked into missions but when you do you are definitely play the most intensive part on the team. You love the importance you feel from those missions such as speedy and constant need of status reports about teleportation and revival timers.

[Jakepeng99]

11 minutes ago, Balter said:

Wilson: You are the OG, a player of DST since day one as well as a veteran. You like playing this character because you embrace the classics and think everyone else is busted.

True.