The Starver Posted March 15, 2024 Share Posted March 15, 2024 Okay, right off the bat I'm going to make very clear: this is a joke. In my opinion, a silly one. Also, there are one or two things that are going to be completely lost in translation if you are not reading this in English (the Gramaphone vs. the Gramophone, for you English speakers out there). Anyways, let us begin! Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/154977-a-very-creepy-pasta/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Starver Posted March 15, 2024 Author Share Posted March 15, 2024 There is a problem with this game, and it needs to be fixed. I was tending my garden with a Gramophone, using D.R. Style and Ragtime, my two favorite tunes. After about 10 minutes, I realized that Ragtime wasn't turning off. I took the record out of the Gramophone, but it kept playing. I smashed the Gramophone with a hammer. It kept playing. I walked all the way to the far end of the mainland, but it still played, and to top it off, I saw the Grue bridge, a long bridge stretching into the distance, made of docks. I followed the bridge for 4 days, Ragtime playing the whole time, and when I got to the end, Ragtime was still playing and suddenly I was in a very buggy version of "Dno't Strave Boatcrash," which looked suspiciously like DS Shipwrecked. I had all the items with me from my 10,000-day DST Wilson world, though, which was surprising. I wasn't playing as Wilson, either. I was playing as a character named "Wooleth," who was apparently invisible. I immediately tried walking on the water, and it worked. I decided to try to find the Volcano, but as soon as I got there, I heard a voice say "Maxwell is displeased with you." Then I was attacked by waves of Quacken, Iron Hulks, and Celestial Champions. I killed them all, but then the game crashed, still playing Ragtime. When I loaded up Don't Starve Together again, it was just a black screen with the words "Maxwell is very mad at you and wants to kill you" written in blood red on the screen. I closed it. The Ragtime was still playing, and I noticed a file named "ml77.exe" on my desktop with a picture of the Gramaphone (from Adventure Mode) on it, which was what was playing the music. I tried deleting it, but got the error message "Maxwell says no..." I tried multiple times, but got the same result. Then, I got a pop-up notification saying "Maxwell is so furious with you that he is sending the Grue to kill you..." At that moment, a file called "grue.exe," with a picture of a Grue on it, appeared, and began eating all the other files except ml77.exe, which continued to play Ragtime. I shut my computer down, and the music was still playing. I then inserted my Linux Mint boot drive, and rebooted my computer. To my horror, the files were still there! Then, the Ragtime music that had been driving me nuts got even louder, and then louder, and then Night Hands shot out of the screen and grabbed me! When I came to, the files were gone, but I could still hear Ragtime, there was a Dark Sword on my desk, and I could see red eyes in the corners of my vision, occasionally, but only for a second at a time... I left the room, to try and escape the music, but it was just as clear as if I was in the room with it. I covered my ears, but to no avail. I realized with horror that it was inside my head!!! Please let me know if you enjoyed this, and I might do more in the future! Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/154977-a-very-creepy-pasta/#findComment-1705042 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterWondering Posted March 15, 2024 Share Posted March 15, 2024 This is beautiful. "Dno't Strave Boatcrash" sounds like an amazing game, LOL. But yeah, really funny. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/154977-a-very-creepy-pasta/#findComment-1705047 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Starver Posted March 16, 2024 Author Share Posted March 16, 2024 1 hour ago, WinterWondering said: This is beautiful. "Dno't Strave Boatcrash" sounds like an amazing game, LOL. But yeah, really funny. Thank you! Thank you very much! I have another story, that's a bit less stupid, in the thread "The End... Or Not?" Check it out if you want, and also check out What This World Has To Offer, by fellow author @Pokemaniac7000. It's definitely worth a read. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/154977-a-very-creepy-pasta/#findComment-1705074 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterWondering Posted March 16, 2024 Share Posted March 16, 2024 25 minutes ago, The Starver said: Thank you! Thank you very much! I have another story, that's a bit less stupid, in the thread "The End... Or Not?" Check it out if you want, and also check out What This World Has To Offer, by fellow author @Pokemaniac7000. It's definitely worth a read. No problem! And I'll check that out later, that sounds awesome. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/154977-a-very-creepy-pasta/#findComment-1705084 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cackenberg Posted March 22, 2024 Share Posted March 22, 2024 "Maxwell is very mad at you and wants to kill you " made me lose it Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/154977-a-very-creepy-pasta/#findComment-1706979 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Starver Posted March 22, 2024 Author Share Posted March 22, 2024 2 hours ago, Cackenberg said: "Maxwell is very mad at you and wants to kill you " made me lose it Good. I miiiiiight do another creepypasta if this one gets a good enough reaction. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/154977-a-very-creepy-pasta/#findComment-1707031 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NPCMaxwell Posted May 19, 2024 Share Posted May 19, 2024 Ah this is simply brilliant! (especially for being the first DS story I've ever read) Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/154977-a-very-creepy-pasta/#findComment-1715538 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Starver Posted July 1, 2024 Author Share Posted July 1, 2024 Thought I'd share an update on the current state of this project. Right now, I'm working on an even sillier story that's basically the known lore of the original game, but in the same format as a bedtime story you might tell a child (complete with a totally cliche moral). I'm progressing on it, and I aim to keep a very light-hearted and completely nonscary tone, as this is, after all, a bedtime story. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/154977-a-very-creepy-pasta/#findComment-1731312 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NPCMaxwell Posted July 1, 2024 Share Posted July 1, 2024 1 minute ago, The Starver said: Thought I'd share an update on the current state of this project. Right now, I'm working on an even sillier story that's basically the known lore of the original game, but in the same format as a bedtime story you might tell a child (complete with a totally cliche moral). I'm progressing on it, and I aim to keep a very light-hearted and completely nonscary tone, as this is, after all, a bedtime story. Although I always am a appreciator of everything scary / creepy / dark, I shall be excited to read a twisted-adorable version of the lore. I can't imagine atm but that's good, because it means I will look even more forward to how creative your story will turn out. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/154977-a-very-creepy-pasta/#findComment-1731314 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Starver Posted July 1, 2024 Author Share Posted July 1, 2024 1 minute ago, NPCMaxwell said: Although I always am a appreciator of everything scary / creepy / dark, I shall be excited to read a twisted-adorable version of the lore. I can't imagine atm but that's good, because it means I will look even more forward to how creative your story will turn out. Hey, thanks. I appreciate the support. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/154977-a-very-creepy-pasta/#findComment-1731318 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NPCMaxwell Posted July 1, 2024 Share Posted July 1, 2024 Just now, The Starver said: Hey, thanks. I appreciate the support. *the shadow hands are clapping!* Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/154977-a-very-creepy-pasta/#findComment-1731319 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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