PonyOfApocalips Posted May 10, 2025 Share Posted May 10, 2025 "I Killed CC in 3 days no dmg" "I killed FW in -15 days no dmg" Fine bro but try to speed run killing colony of those dudes no dmg 2 1 Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/165653-real-challenge-for-speed-runners/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castiliano Posted May 10, 2025 Share Posted May 10, 2025 the third world war Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/165653-real-challenge-for-speed-runners/#findComment-1815652 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PonyOfApocalips Posted May 10, 2025 Author Share Posted May 10, 2025 1 hour ago, Castiliano said: the third world war Me looking at my old plant-racist post at klei forum as WW3 weteran. 1 Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/165653-real-challenge-for-speed-runners/#findComment-1815660 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gashzer Posted May 10, 2025 Share Posted May 10, 2025 Make it so when you are at 5hp or less, if you kill one plant boi they all explode. The real challenge for speed runners is getting some actual glass cannon mechanics #wandaisn'tarealglasscannoncharacterkleilikecomeon!unlessi'matnegative50hpamireallyinavulnerableenoughstatetobeconsideredaglasscannon?obviouslynotmakeitsowandadiesifamobevenlooksatherhowevermakeherdo156378damagewithabugnetcausealarmingclockistooboringtouseallthetimethankssomuchladsloveyeall 1 Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/165653-real-challenge-for-speed-runners/#findComment-1815666 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wawchik Posted May 10, 2025 Share Posted May 10, 2025 1 hour ago, Gashzer said: Make it so when you are at 5hp or less, if you kill one plant boi they all explode. The real challenge for speed runners is getting some actual glass cannon mechanics #wandaisn'tarealglasscannoncharacterkleilikecomeon!unlessi'matnegative50hpamireallyinavulnerableenoughstatetobeconsideredaglasscannon?obviouslynotmakeitsowandadiesifamobevenlooksatherhowevermakeherdo156378damagewithabugnetcausealarmingclockistooboringtouseallthetimethankssomuchladsloveyeall You're not funny 1 2 Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/165653-real-challenge-for-speed-runners/#findComment-1815674 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gashzer Posted May 10, 2025 Share Posted May 10, 2025 39 minutes ago, Wawchik said: You're not funny Funny? Me? I'm being serious. Sounds like you don't want some real glass cannon mechanics in DST, you must not be a speedrunner then but it's ok! It takes 1000s of hours over the course of multiple years to become one of us elitist DST speedrunners, to play DST like this makes you understand DST better than anyone else to the point that you realise that the way Klei has designed their own, incredibly successful and increasingly popular game, is completely incorrect. Klei willy nilly throwing terms around that they don't understand like "glass cannon". Pfft.... Old wanda doesn't insta die while wearing the absolute strongest armour in the game allowing her max dps with her alarming clock with no downsides (other than obtaining the strongest armour in the game), but this isn't the real complaint we the speedrunners have. The real complaint is Wanda demands we play the game too much, shadow manipulator for her weapon? Ew... We speedrunners can't waste time playing the game instead let's just make it so at 5hp Wanda does 300% on all weapons, this is clearly the way DST is meant to be Klei ye bunch of amateur devs... I would show you how to design and make a far better uncompromising boss rush simulator but.... there isn't a speed run category for that yet so oh well.... Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/165653-real-challenge-for-speed-runners/#findComment-1815683 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSpoon Posted May 10, 2025 Share Posted May 10, 2025 30 minutes ago, Gashzer said: Funny? Me? I'm being serious. Sounds like you don't want some real glass cannon mechanics in DST, you must not be a speedrunner then but it's ok! It takes 1000s of hours over the course of multiple years to become one of us elitist DST speedrunners, to play DST like this makes you understand DST better than anyone else to the point that you realise that the way Klei has designed their own, incredibly successful and increasingly popular game, is completely incorrect. Klei willy nilly throwing terms around that they don't understand like "glass cannon". Pfft.... Old wanda doesn't insta die while wearing the absolute strongest armour in the game allowing her max dps with her alarming clock with no downsides (other than obtaining the strongest armour in the game), but this isn't the real complaint we the speedrunners have. The real complaint is Wanda demands we play the game too much, shadow manipulator for her weapon? Ew... We speedrunners can't waste time playing the game instead let's just make it so at 5hp Wanda does 300% on all weapons, this is clearly the way DST is meant to be Klei ye bunch of amateur devs... I would show you how to design and make a far better uncompromising boss rush simulator but.... there isn't a speed run category for that yet so oh well.... Still not funny 3 Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/165653-real-challenge-for-speed-runners/#findComment-1815687 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_Waffles Posted May 10, 2025 Share Posted May 10, 2025 33 minutes ago, Gashzer said: Funny? Me? I'm being serious. Sounds like you don't want some real glass cannon mechanics in DST, you must not be a speedrunner then but it's ok! It takes 1000s of hours over the course of multiple years to become one of us elitist DST speedrunners, to play DST like this makes you understand DST better than anyone else to the point that you realise that the way Klei has designed their own, incredibly successful and increasingly popular game, is completely incorrect. Klei willy nilly throwing terms around that they don't understand like "glass cannon". Pfft.... Old wanda doesn't insta die while wearing the absolute strongest armour in the game allowing her max dps with her alarming clock with no downsides (other than obtaining the strongest armour in the game), but this isn't the real complaint we the speedrunners have. The real complaint is Wanda demands we play the game too much, shadow manipulator for her weapon? Ew... We speedrunners can't waste time playing the game instead let's just make it so at 5hp Wanda does 300% on all weapons, this is clearly the way DST is meant to be Klei ye bunch of amateur devs... I would show you how to design and make a far better uncompromising boss rush simulator but.... there isn't a speed run category for that yet so oh well.... This is about speed running killing a group of sea weeds without taking damage. Pls don't make it ANOTHER post complaining about Wanda Wanna do that do it somewhere else 1 Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/165653-real-challenge-for-speed-runners/#findComment-1815688 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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