April Fools 2018 Update

[Residays]

All voice instruments are random and all dialogue is replaced with Wilbur's.

Wes shall prevail.

[LuxuryHeart]

8 hours ago, Residays said:

All voice instruments are random and all dialogue is replaced with Wilbur's.

Wes shall prevail.

Everyone else is silent, Wes is the only one with dialogue.  Best April Fool's joke of all time.

Everyone else is nerfed, Wes is OP.

Everyone has Lucy, Woodie needs 2 flints and 2 twigs to make an axe.  

Webber starts out with pig babies, and the rest of the cast starts off with a spider egg.

Wickerbottom can sleep, no one else can.

Willow comes in without a lighter, everyone else comes in with a lantern.

Everyone can shave their beard except Wilson and Webber.

Wigfrid becomes a Vegetarian .

Abigail is nerfed along with Wendy.

Wolfgang has highest stats as wimpy man (at 40 or below hunger) and has the worst stats on a full belly); still has bad hunger drain.

Gears lower the stats of WX and rain still harms him.

Maxwell has 75 sanity, 75 hunger, and 50 health.

[. . .]

What's the point of a April Fools if the joke to fool people is known before hand ?

[minespatch]

2 hours ago, LuxuryHeart said:

Webber starts out with pig babies,

If that did happen, maybe my drawing will happen.

[Residays]

15 hours ago, SuperDavid said:

What's the point of a April Fools if the joke to fool people is known before hand ?

That the forums is not as popular as the playerbase so the people who are more involved with Klei will be able to know what is going on while everybody else is confused.