Silvercide Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 I've been drinking break fluid for the past few months but I can stop at any time I want, I swear! I almost died last year from getting trampled by baby goats. Im not kidding. He said if I give him $200 he will turn me into a lollipop. 3 days later I realized he turned me into a sucker instead. Im very tired and worn out after today. Good thing I got a spare in the trunk This is as good as it's gonna get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xedlord Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 How do you spel-- *interrupts self* oakay I got nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobbstar Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 10 hours ago, Master Jand said: Eh I ain't too good with puns. :/ Puns are like wine: In the beginning, you serve the best one and you end with the worst out in laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geni0529 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 What do you call someone with no body but has a nose? Nobody nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatShadowJK Posted September 23, 2017 Author Share Posted September 23, 2017 I used to have a fish.. Then it died I guess its.. ofishally off the hook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyD Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 What is voldermorts favourite game? -Got your nose What is voldermorts favourite board game? Guess who Why is voldermort so fond of Harry Potter? He is a 'chip off the old soul block' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justme111 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Oh wow, this thread is amazing. I should have been here long ago. And here's some puns! Spoiler Oh wait I don't got anything. Spoiler I guess I should work on a PUNchline or make better use of PUNctuation and hope these puns don't PUNcture peoples brains making them forget these PUNishing puns. Did I do good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Many people have their arms broken. It's not humerus . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justme111 Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 21 hours ago, minespatch said: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504 As soon as I saw SCP I thought : "Wait why did you put that here". But the fourm was about killer tomatoes and it was pretty interesting. I almost lost track but I tried to KETCHUP in it. Also it seems hilarious that scientists are saying puns to tomatoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatShadowJK Posted October 1, 2017 Author Share Posted October 1, 2017 On 30/09/2017 at 7:59 AM, minespatch said: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504 XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AquaRC Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Why do people like playing wendy? cuz they wenna dy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonMage156 Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Nice try but that Will(ow) not make me laugh this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabbleborum Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobbstar Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 @rabbleborum I crown you to be our joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Quote The Letter W Fishsticks: I can't shake this at anybody. December 15, 2014 0 Report You thought it was Hasbro, but it was me! BRIO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatShadowJK Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 I will not B a jester, so C you later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonMage156 Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Off topic... Hatches in Oxygen Not Included don't appreciate being dug up but give them a moment and they'll forgive you. I guess they really know how to bury the hatchet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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