DatShadowJK Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 HEY YOU! Yeah YOU! DO YOU LIKE TO CRINGE AT PUNS, AND REALLY REALLY HORRIBLE ONES? DO YOU MAKE PUNS? IS YOUR NAME SANS?? WELL, THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU! Puns. They're terrible yet they make you laugh. You may post any puns you want, even horrible ones! Sans hopped onto my laptop and did all this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geni0529 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 MY CALLING THIS THREAD HAS BEEN BORN YES YES YES YES I HAVE PUNS BY THE TRILLIONSSSSS WHY WAS THE SCIENTIST STUDYING THE SPONGE FOR HER WHOLE LIFE?!?!? BECAUSE SHE FOUND IT SO ABSORBING!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatShadowJK Posted August 25, 2017 Author Share Posted August 25, 2017 I'm close friends with 25 letters of the Alphabet I don't know Y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobbstar Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Blergh. Forced puns are always terrible. For that very reason you never hear any from Yoda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geni0529 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 What do you do with a dead chemist? you barium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 People who farm mushrooms on both ONI and DS are fungis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyAzure Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 How does NASA organize a party? They Planet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonMage156 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 I'd make a pun about paper but I'm tearable at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xedlord Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 I make lots of puns (if you can call them puns) buuuuuut..... I can't do them under pressure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyromailmann Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 2 people were calling each other through a landline. Then they lost connection. All they found were scissors. So I guess you could say... someone cut the line short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyD Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 What do you call a group of puns?- A punnet Why can't toliet paper cross the road? It gets stuck in the crack. Why did the Tomato blush? It saw Mr Green Pea. How do forensic scientists feel about morgues- They are 'dead set' keen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyD Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 what humor does a corpse prefer?- Dead pan what do jewelers eat?- carets (carrots) What kind of jokes are a Lumberjacks favourite?- Slap Stick. (My family pun for fun. We are pun-ishing people to talk to) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyD Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 I have had a bad week with leaks Spoiler First my Kettle was leeking. Spoiler Then my washing machine! Spoiler The sink was the worst until I saw.... Spoiler Oh no the cat is really really Leeky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xedlord Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Just now, LadyD said: I have had a bad week with leaks Hide contents First my Kettle was leeking. Hide contents Then my washing machine! Hide contents The sink was the worst until I saw.... Hide contents Oh no the cat is really really Leeky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donke60 Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 thier are 3 rings in marriage the engagement ring the wedding ring the suffe-ring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatShadowJK Posted August 26, 2017 Author Share Posted August 26, 2017 If a rabbit's life is so short, then it must be SPANtacular Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donke60 Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Just now, DatShadowJK said: If a rabbit's life is so short, then it must be SPANtacular If I was a frog I'd fine that ribbiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xedlord Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 7 hours ago, Xedlord said: I make lots of puns (if you can call them puns) buuuuuut..... I can't do them under pressure. Why is everyone putting "ha-ha"s on this! IT WASN'T EVEN A PUN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatShadowJK Posted August 26, 2017 Author Share Posted August 26, 2017 9 minutes ago, Xedlord said: Why is everyone putting "ha-ha"s on this! IT WASN'T EVEN A PUN!!! Spoiler ...free rep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geni0529 Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 MY EX-WIFE STILL MISSES ME- BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER its funny cause marriage is terrible. WHAT DO YOU CALL CA? A PEICE OF CAKE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatShadowJK Posted August 26, 2017 Author Share Posted August 26, 2017 sorrynotsorry ---- I was pun-ished for puns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donke60 Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 59 minutes ago, DatShadowJK said: sorrynotsorry ---- I was pun-ished for puns I would say something but the quality of the snip is so low it's at the lvl of the jokes themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatShadowJK Posted August 27, 2017 Author Share Posted August 27, 2017 43 minutes ago, Donke60 said: I would say something but the quality of the snip is so low it's at the lvl of the jokes themselves Zoom in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donke60 Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 34 minutes ago, DatShadowJK said: Zoom in I did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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