Class obsession with Canadian

[cactusarms]

Hello, I live in America and I go to middle school (don't make fun of me D:)

Everyone is obsess with Canadian boy.

Are they obsess over his weird mouth?

Plz help.

 

[Auth]

Well you see, Canadians naturally contain a strange element known as "Canadium" which, when untrained, is irresistible to outsiders. This causes them to do a variety of different things:

• Be a follower for much longer than normal
• Literally become a sentient tool to talk to them
• Claim a little boy singing about babies is good
• Cause you to fall in love with soul sucking demons
• Have a strange obsession with maple syrup
• End up working for Klei but actually just get shoved off onto forum management

And of course, as you said, get obsessed with. The canadium in him is giving him a strange accent and pasty skin color, and is attracting all outsiders.

Except you.

You are the key to the Canadian uprising. They've been too busy up there training their M oose. I even heard they made their geese deadly.

Stay strong and fight on brother. You're our last hope against their politeness, "eh"s, and failure to properly state the last letter in the english alphabet.

[cactusarms]

Thanks I will sort it out tomorrow

[JohnWatson]

 

[minespatch]

Still don't understand the obsession with poutine but it's a thing.

[Thieverpedia]

How odd. Why would anyone obsess over cold-blooded zombies? We all know the Canadians are coming to eat us, as they crave American flesh for some reason.